#lash (oc)

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The Black Dragon pretty boys.

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Lash: "Why is Salvador wearing a tiara?"

Erron: "He was angry at Kabal so Kabal bought him a tiara to apologize."

Sal, wearing said glittery tiara: "I'm a pretty princess, bitches."

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Lash, demurely: "All my life I have been very obsessed with, uh, death. Hehe...?"

Sal, not paying attention: "All my life I really loved syrup."

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Lash would get the poor little meow meow edits and fanfics like Subzero, Dr Babs would probably be treated like a bad guy for abandoning their realm for that reason alone, but he would also get sexu edits regardless 

HAHAHA LASH FUCKING WOULD the gremlin deserves them lol

PFFFFFT- Babs would def be given the works lol I can see the fancams already- omg the fanfiction would be downright SINFUL

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Came up with an alt for that last post!! This is where the story actually goes! Enjoy!

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Kabal, rushing into Lash's room: "Care to tell me why Cora's trying to decapitate me and why I can't seem to fucking find Sal?"

Lash, raising a brow: "Perhaps, just an idea, it has to do with your breakup with Salvador? If it weren't due to my promise to him, I'd take a stab at you too."

Kabal, heart dropping: "W...What...? He broke up with me...? HE broke up with ME?"

Kabal, slamming Lash against the wall: "You better start talking, pretty boy. When the hell did this happen?"

Lash, remaining calm: "He left days ago after your phone call. He had Kano relocate him. No one knows where so don't bother asking. He moved locations without any of us knowing."

Kabal, growling: "So he just up and left?? He couldn't even face me? That...That son of a BITCH."

Kabal, scowling: "Fine! Fuck it! His loss! If Salvador wanted to just walk out without a damn word then sure! Not like he was my partner or anything!"

Lash, watching Kabal leave: (Whisper) "Strong words for being the one who broke up with him."

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I love stupid drama so much and that last post inspired me. Enjoy!

(Non-canon but the phone call mishap and Sal leaving DID happen!)

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Lash, in Sal's doorway: "Salvador...my friend...what in the name of the Elder Gods are you doing?"

Sal, packing his stuff: "My boyfriend broke up with me. I'm not staying here! I'm having Kano move me out to another base."

Lash, walking Sal out: "Just...please. I am going to worry about you, and I do not want to lose contact with you. Be safe, my brother."

Sal, shaking Lash's hand: "I'll call or whatever. I can't stay here if it means having to look at his ugly mug again just... Look out for yourself, Lash."

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Kabal, arriving in Lash's room: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL ME WHY BOTH ROBO-CHICK AND DOC ARE TRYING TO KILL ME??"

Lash, raising a brow: "Hm. They might be trying to get revenge against you for breaking up with Salvador over the phone, perhaps?"

Kabal, confused: "I left for a week and suddenly we're broken up??? When the fuck did this happen??"

Lash, surprised: "Uh, a few days ago? When you called Salvador and very clearly said I'm breaking up with you. Ring a bell?"

Kabal, eye twitching: "...Do you mean."

Kabal: "When I called. And I said."

Kabal, through clenched teeth: "The phone connection is fucked, I'm breaking up with you... Is that what you mean?"

Lash, eyes widening: "Uh...your statement must have been true because we...did not hear that part."

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Salvador: "I'm the scariest bitch in this compound."

Lash: "You own a stuffed animal given to you by Kabal."

Salvador: "And??? I can be a scary bitch and still be in a loving relationship, Lash. Geez."

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Lash: "What material is your whip made of?"

Lady Xuna: "The physical accumulation of my telepathic powers, of course. And yours?"

Lash: "Water! From my moms! ^_^"

Lash: "Whats yours, Sal?"

Sal: "Tarkatan leather."

Lady Xuna: "...We live very different lives."