#laskjdf

[saltyspitfire]

Holly: I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna stay sober for another week! That’ll give me a whole two months with no drinking! Vince: -appears- Holly: jfc somebody hand me a bottle of whisky right fuckin’ now

[hardythehermitcrab]

Dan Stevens, Sundance, 2014 (x)

[turians]

It exists to destroy us??? Tgats why we gotta b and t ogether man

This shall be the birth of the anti-spicy granola bar movement. Join us in our struggle against that which seeks to destroy us.

[muddychaos]

@doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom asked:

gir walks up to you and also just stares and stares and stares and he literally does not have to blink so yknow. he will just continue staring until you blast him with magic or something, or until gir explodes from under stimulation

🪄 -- Oh that's an intimidation tactic for sure. It continued to stare until it's eyes started to burn, and with a blink, it lost. But that didn't mean he was defeated! It lifted a wand, pointing it at GIR. "Tell your boss this!" It announced, robe billowing in no wind - just the magic stemming from it's wand. "Dickus Twistus!" Now GIR was charged with a yellow glowing light. The spell was waiting for GIR to just say those words back to someone. Obviously they needed a dick, or it'd do nothing. Oh well, wasn't his problem.

[musecheerios]

That caught him by surprise! He rubbed the back of his head and chuckled though. "Heya, Chi-chi!"

[messfc]

....why am i so loud today....

[wandererfromthenorth]

"I think I know a wee bit more about this than you do."

Halldis fought against a frown, and took a step back. If he wanted to do it that way that it was none of her concern, “Well, alright. I’ll just leave it to you then, since you’re such an expert.”

[1nctzen]

i don't even listen to monsta x but your love for kihyun and just them in general gives me life

ahhhh thank you I love my boys so much :’)