#lassieposting

[shawnaise]

for all the “hate” lassiter projects towards shawn, I was expecting him to punch shawn immediately after shawn asked him to in s5e5. (it was to keep shawn’s cover from being blown) not only did shawn have to ask repeatedly; lassiter was confused and frankly appalled that shawn would even ask. he didn’t want to hurt him; he never has. hell, I was expecting lassiter to punch him. I was expecting him to say “gladly” but no. shawn had to push him over and over again because the truth is lassiter doesn’t hate shawn. he might even like him a little bit.

[helenvader]

Okay you've put enough Discworld posts on my dash to convince me I would like them. There are lots of them though. Where should I start?

YAY!!!! I'm happy to be an enabler. I hope you will like Discworld, the books are both funny AND deep, which is a rare feat!

You could either do the chronological reading (I'm not a fan of that order, because the best books came later) or choose a series and stick to that, later reading another series (and some stand-alone books). The series books are City Watch, Witches, Death and Rincewind novels.

My favourite is City Watch, since that's where my beloved Havelock, Lord Vetinari features the most (he is never the main character, but still). These novels take place in the city of Ankh-Morpork, and on top of the City Watch there's also The Industrial Revolution books (The Truth, Going Postal, Making Money and Raising Steam). I made an order recommendation for a friend, and it looks like this (the highlighted books are my favourites):

Start with the City Watch:

Guards! Guards!

Men at Arms

Feet of Clay

Jingo

The Fifth Elephant

Night Watch

Then switch to these:

The Truth

Going Postal

Making Money

And read the remaining City Watch books:

Thud

Snuff

After that, you still have options for Ankh-Morpork, but this is enough as a start. :-D

[autism-criminal]

Shawn when he first meets Lassiter : Oh my god …. The spirits ……. They’re telling me …. They’re saying that you’re a little bitch !

[starfish-spencer]

just realized that Lassiter could have gone by C.J. if he was cooler

[everchased]

hello hi i just wanted to say the Finch/Astarion snuggle art lives in my mind rent free 👌 finch is a good egg

augh thank you so much,,

against his initial (and tbh better) judgement he cares very much for astarion and wanted to be very careful after the boundary was set because he's a casually physically affectionate person.

like okay, the bestie lae'zel isn't really a hugger. understandable and unsurprising. how much is Too Much for the partner, now? honestly stupid man for choosing prickly companions to get the most attached to smfh

[shawnaise]

slut spencer posting

[shawnaise]

god he’s so fucking pretty

[shawnaise]

happy valentine’s day to the santa barbara polycule!!

:shawn is definitely wearing a ridiculous heart bedazzled tshirt and buying chocolates before going in to the precinct (all specified to his lover’s tastes; lassie likes the fruit chocolates, gus likes the almond chocolates, and jules likes fudge)

:gus has taken his first real day off to be around his lovers but gets drawn into a case by shawn anyways; but there’s nowhere else he’d rather be because when his lovers are distracted he gets to admire them unabashedly. he has to make them take a break though for the date he planned weeks ago, a painting class. him and juliet have a great time but shawn and lassie bicker the whole time.

:jules made customized valentines for each of them and has glitter glue smeared on her arms (shawn deduces what she’s done but keeps it to himself because she looks so excited to distribute them) she gives them to her lovers after they solve the case and they struggle not to cry because jules was always the best at wielding words honestly.

:lassie made dinner reservations for four later in the day at a nice restaurant and when they arrive each place at the table has a customized bouquet that makes it obvious who is sitting where because they’re so personalized. shawn gets a mix of white and pink carnations, jules gets roses and babies breath and gus gets tulips that are a sort of ombré of pink and red. yes. he is still embarrassed at the outpour of affection he recieves afterward.

!!they draw cards each v-day to see who’s doing what so they don’t double up because shawn complained too much one year that he couldn’t see his bedside table because “jesus christ who needs this many flowers babe(s)”