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I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS I SWEAR
@brassassin when I buy him things.
Ship meme steffy & Godric <3
Ultimate ship meme [x]
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Well, I think they can last a long time, if they both get their shit together and stop being idiots
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -takes a bit for Godric but Stefan is really taken by Godric quite fast. It’s the cute face.
How was their first kiss? - *pulls in by his tie*
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Stefan
Who is the best man/men? - Damon and Eric
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Nora and Lexi
Who did the most planning? - Pam and Lexi. They work together and BAM! Fucking awesome wedding
Who stressed the most? -Stefan
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Katherine xD
Sex:
Who is on top? - Depends, but Godric mostly.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Godric he is a needy slut and Stefan loves it.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -All night and if it gets too wild, Stefan goes to get a bunny snack see what I did there
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Yep
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Godric he loves cooking and loves that Stefan can eat and drink stuff
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Godric
Who does the grocery shopping? - Godric
How often do they bake desserts? - A lot, Godric loves the sweet smell and he loves making things for Stefan
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - It depends, Though more sald since Godric is cooking and Godric doesn’t like to make meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Godric
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Stefan
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -No one but if anyone it’s Stefan. Godric doesn’t let him cook because he hurts himself too much
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Godric
Who is really against chores? -Stefan
Who cleans up after the pets? - Godric
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Stefan
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - no one tbh
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Godric, but he also finds other things that are less pleasant to find
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Godric
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - No dogs
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Godric bc he turns into the perfect husband for Stefan and does cute things
What are their goals for the relationship? - be as cute as possible together and instill fear and envy in the heart of the weak
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Godric
Who plays the most pranks? -Stefan
I'm legit laughing so hard I'm crying okay so My mom and I were watching the Avengers: Age of Ultron earlier right and my mom wanted to know who the actor was for the Vision and I accidentally said "Paul Dobson" instead of "Paul Bettany". Paul Dobson is the voice actor for Naraku and I just now realized my mistake.
@avengeresque liked that sneaky starter call
“This is stupid.” He felt remarkably over dressed for the dive bar they were sitting in, keeping his head down. “No one’s gonna be interested in me and we both know it.” Speed dating sucked, especially when everyone here seemed to want either a big, fat knot or a slick-drenched hole to poke said knot into.
i do, though :/ you guys were loud as fuck it was disgusting
says the one who apparently stayed and listened, fucking prick.
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