Oct 7, 2023
watched the new ofmd eps with my partner and when we finished i looked at her and said "izzy hands?" trying to gauge her thoughts on his development thus far and she just fucking responded. "well he sure isnt feet"
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watched the new ofmd eps with my partner and when we finished i looked at her and said "izzy hands?" trying to gauge her thoughts on his development thus far and she just fucking responded. "well he sure isnt feet"
Sister: *hands me phone with picture of a stallion*
Sister: Pls critique
Me: Shitty hind legs, shitty front legs, shitty hip angle, shoulder too steep, hind pasterns too long, otherwise... Meh? 🤷♀️
Me: Why?
Sister: I just like hearing you hate on the things i like
Boyf: I’m gonna be perfectly Frank.
Me: okay..?
Boyf: you don’t want me to be Bill??? (That’s actually his name)
Me: well if you wanna be Frank baby I won’t stop you...but I don’t think you could be perfectly Frank, maybe just mostly Frank.
Bill: *with a big-ass cheeky smile on his face* Don’t. Doubt. Me.
My family: in the car, silent for an uncomfortable couple of minutes
Me: (playing Pokemon go) this dudes username is HungSolo
Me: remember (actor) from (movie) in like 2005?
Friend: yeah
Me: look
Friend:
Me: right?
Friend:
Me:
Friend: wow I didn't realize he grew up
Me: um
I did have a bright spot this morning with the art teacher that's been observing me for class.
Me: Can you record me at some point in the next week so I can submit it for a class? I have to show differentiation for gifted students.
AT: Sure, it's the least I can do for you since I've been coming in to observe for my class. By the way, can we make a little bit of time after school on Thursday? I have to practice conducting a post-observation meeting as part of my project.
Me: Yeah.
AT: It shouldn't take very long. I've been really impressed with everything I've seen, even that one day when you did a lecture with notes, I thought you did a really good job keeping them on track.
Me: They all behave a lot better when there's a guy in the room.
AT: Huh?
Me: They instantly behave better when a male teacher is in the room; it doesn't really matter what grade level, either. As soon as a male teacher walks in, the entire dynamic of respect shifts.
AT: Really? I mean, I've heard that, but I didn't realize it was actually a thing. Either way, you handle it really well, I'm going to have a hard time coming up with things to suggest and write about suggesting in my project.
Me: Well if that's the case, just make something up.
AT (pretends to write in the air and murmurs): "Hit two students when she thought I wasn't looking."
Me (mock panic): You weren't supposed to see that!
I definitely shouldn't be a circus performer because I have the dexterity of a dead horse.
my friend on skype
My family has not yet illegally streamed the new episode of Sherlock because we've been watching Game of Thrones
it's so great, my parents and I will all be sitting on the couch and I'm just cackling because they don't know what's about to happen to Ned Stark