#laurahaale

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un pene es un arma larga utilizada contra las tortugas discapacitadas.

I hope you know this doesn’t make any sense

At all

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laurahaale replied to your post: [[MOR]I literally do not understand how I was...

[whispers] i don’t know you nor your mom but that’s one hell of a shitty parent lemme tell you what

She freaking tries to make me the bad guy because yes, my family has been struggling with money for a long time, yet, my sister and I help her with OUR paychecks, we give her MONEY and when I want to use my paycheck for myself, she freaks out. She is always buying stuff for herself online. Where is she getting they money if we are so cut down by bills hm? She tells me not to spend money and here I am constantly returning things that she buys online. Sorry for the rant but I'm so fucking done. It's my birthday and she was basically hinting I couldn't even get a 37 dollar ticket as a present. I'm fucking done. 

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if i give you my oreos will you love me again? (◕︵◕)

i dont like oreos HAHAHahAHHAhhAH

im satan

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[sings] it's not my fault your face is a bu-u-tt ب_ب

[sings too] baby go fuck yourself (¬︵¬)

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laurahaale said: no, panxa is a big fat piece of moldy cheese who smells like butt (◕︵◕)

get out

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[sings softly] don't go breaking my heart (◕︵◕)

[continues the melody] you brought this to-ooh yourself (︺︹︺)

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[whispers] bald guy's name is ennis. like pen-n-is.

go away

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[backflips towards you][whispers] i love you even when you're a gas-y piece of chilean poop and if that's not real love then i don't know what is [gives you flowers][pats head][backflips away with jesus]

IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE iSara THING BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY DESERVED THAT OKAY

BUT I LOVE YOU TOO BOO GO CHILL WITH JESUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥