#laurakinneywrites

[beaugiggles]

When are you and Izzy gonna kiss and make up?

Why do we need to make up when we didn’t fall out?

[shortforastxrmtrooper]

Tell us all your thoughts on John Smith?

For the sake of my own dignity, I probably shouldn’t tell anyone my thoughts on John Smith. Plus, he loves getting complimented so I’m not gonna do that. At all. Why are you picking on my frustrated gay sensitivities like this?

[gleamglxw]

Do you believe in romantic soulmates? If so, do you have your eye on anyone?

Of course I believe in romantic soulmates. I believe in every kind of soulmate that there is! I know some people don’t really agree,but I like the idea that there’s someone out there for all of us. Not just romantically, but I’d like a romantic soulmate. Maybe I do have my eye on someone. BUT YOU DIDN’T ASK ME WHO. So, I just get to say yes maybe possibly sort of.

[dxmbskills-blog]

FMK: JP, Kim, and Iris?

Listen this is rude, and from now on the K will stand for kiss because I am not killing ANYONE.

I’ll marry JP because clearly he is my soulmate and one true love. I’ll kiss Iris, because she’s a sunshine and deserves no less. I’ll fu- wait no, this isn’t what I- I mean, Kim’s my best pal and she deserves better than to be dragged into something as demeaning as this would suggest. FOND OF, THE F STANDS FOR FOND OF. I AM FOND OF KP.

[bxrlioz]

How do you feel about Gerard Cole?

He is a person. Who needs better taste in men.

[newyorkcityheart]

15

15. YOUR FRIENDSHIPS

I have no friends.

Definitely not ones called Rita.

And she’s not the best, ew.

She definitely doesn’t deserve five bullet points.

Maybe twenty for being the greatest but don’t tell her I said that.

[mollyasterwrites]

[iris/peter] "so thaaaaaaaaat was weird?"

“I can’t believe you’re the first person to make me feel guilty after fucking them. Do not tell Izzy. Iris? Iris. Don’t start giggling. No, stop that. Oh my fucking God, do I need to smother you? Don’t try and be cute when you’re the last thing my dick’s ever gonna be in after Izzy fucking castrates me! ... Ah, what the hell, I’m a dead man anyway. How about I go down on you again?”

[mollyasterwrites]

[izzy/terry] "you're /so/ full of surprises."

“I KNOW. I mean... yeah, I know. It’s like... totally whatever. Like, I just do this all the time so - wait, I don’t! I don’t actually do that all the time, I was just... You know, I can’t play it cool right now, that was so awesome. I’m like, really pleased with myself. Wait, am I allowed to be pleased with myself? You liked that, right?”