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Bee: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together.

Lavii, throwing a key out of the window: I know. How unfortunate.

Lavii: Woah, Bee is so pretty. Fish: Don't be jealous Lavii, you're really pretty too. Lavii: I'm not being jealous, I'm being gay.

Lavii: Describe our relationship in two words.

Bee: Our what.

Lavii: My sexuality is complex, you see, it’s actually kind of hard to explain but—

Bee: *walks by*

Lavii: Gay. I’m fishing gay.

Lavii: I vow to be Bee’s second wife. Bee: What happened to my first wife? Lavii: Nothing you can prove.

Lavii: You don’t mind the company, do you?

Bee: Does it matter if I mind? If I say no, you’ll just come anyway.

Lavii, to Bee: Well, as your wife—

Bee: Fran is my wife.

Lavii: …

Lavii: As your wife, I—

Lavii: You read my diary?!

Bee: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I just thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

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