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Bee: Fran texted me “your adorable”, so I texted them back and said, “no, YOU’RE adorable". Blue: And? Bee: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like them so I’m not gonna say anything.

#smunquote #sigbee #sigblue #sigfran #freebran #bestof #bluebean

Blue: Looking back, I regret nothing. Fran: Well, you should.

#smunquote #sigblue #sigfran #bluebean

Raven: For the next 72 hours, we’re going to live off whatever nature sends our way. See that stream? That’s our drinking water. See those berries? That’s our breakfast. Ebony: See that skeleton? That’s our future.

#smunquote #sigraven #sigebony

Bee: I’m going 100 mph. Bee: As in 100 mistakes per hour.

#smunquote #sigbee

Tuna: Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers, or are you gonna help me fix this?

Fish: I was thinking we could point fingers for a few more minutes.

#smunquote #sigtuna #sigfish #shenanigents

Lavii: Describe our relationship in two words.

Bee: Our what.

#smunquote #siglavii #sigbee #lavbee #LMAO

Raven: *gets a paper cut*

Bird, under their breath: Haven't they suffered enough?

#smunquote #sigraven #sigbird #>:/

Chiv: What’s your greatest weakness?

Kas: I’m uncooperative.

Chiv: Give me an example?

Kas: No.

#smunquote #sigchiv #sigkas #chivtagonism

Raven: I sent good vibes your way. Raven: They are coming. Raven: There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Crow: ...This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

#smunquote #sigraven #sigcrow #corvidbros #jeeeeeez #i do feel better though

Kiki: I think I’m in love with you. Kit: You mean as friends?

#smunquote #sigkiki #sigkit #kikit #sigh

Chiv: It's day 12 of trying something new every single day!

Kas: Is that why you wore leather pants yesterday?

Chiv: I spent all day walking backwards and you’re asking me about my pants?

#smunquote #sigchiv #sigkas #chivtagonism

Lavii: You read my diary?!

Bee: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I just thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

#smunquote #siglavii #sigbee #lavbee #oh dear.

Important phone calls...

Tuna, on the other line: Hey, get me some iced coffee. Fish: Tuna, you know I’m too lazy for that. Fran: ...Why are you two using your phones when your tables are right beside each other?

#smunquote #sigfish #sigfran #sigtuna #submission #don't ask questions fran just go with it #shenanigents

"I was skeptic at first, but now I'm convinced that this is a terrible idea."

-Tuna, reviewing Fish’s plans whenever they’re investigating

#smunquote #sigfish #sigtuna #submission #shenanigents #newwww tag

During a fight...

Kit: Kiki! I’d love a boost right now!

Kiki, confused: Okay? You are an amazing person. We love you! Well, practically everyone who doesn’t want to kill you loves you.

#smunquote #sigkiki #sigkit #kikit #submission

Lavii: Its like we finish each other’s…

Fish: Paperwork?

Lavii:

Fish: *slides her paperwork over to Lavii*