Mar 20, 2014
Intern: Do you have the matrix?
Lavender: (confused) The movie?...
Intern: (laughs) The self-sufficiency matrix.
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Intern: Do you have the matrix?
Lavender: (confused) The movie?...
Intern: (laughs) The self-sufficiency matrix.
So I get home late from work and decided to bleach my hair. I had let my roots grow out for quite some time and I knew I was in for a battle. What I didn't know was that bleach can expire? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it expired, because I let the bleach sit on my fucking head for nearly three hours and yet it did nearly nothing. I use to have frosty blonde hair by the end of two hours, but instead I GOT BARELY BLONDE, MOSTLY ORANGE FUCKING ROOTS. I'm pissed. I got a chemical burn for this shit? Nah, dude. So I tried to tone it in hopes of balancing it out, but because the color didn't lift fully, it turned red. I give up.
I'll try in a few days after my scalp feels less sensitive. Until then, I