#lavenderorgasm

[evil-mortimer]

[lavenderorgasm] He raps on the door harshly, as he screeches through the wood. "SIR OR MAM WHATEVER OK. I NEED TO USE YOUR RESTROOM. MYFUCKINGBLADDERISGOINGTOIMPLODE." He screams it with no shame whatsoever, as he does a little dance to keep from pissing himself.

Mortimer walks up to the door, looking extremely confused. In the middle of the fucking Swiss Alps?…. He looks out through the eyehole, seeing a Rick bounce around in what seems like pain. He sighs loudly, rolling his eyes. He opens the door to the anxious Rick, watching him bolt around the safehouse.

[wabbalabbadingdong-blog]

[@lavenderorgasm] Lav knocks on Rick's door with determination, a pile of flyers for his concert tomorrow night in hand. He's been going around the entire neighborhood, passing the sheets out, asking for people to come. So far his adventure had proved unsuccessful. "This isn't soliciting." Lav yells through the door as he solicits. "Just some friendly rocker who wants you to come to his show."

(lmfao as he solicits)

Rick rolls his eyes and groans as he hears the oh-so-eager knocking of the door of what he can only assume is a salesperson trying to get him to convert to solar energy or a Jehovah’s witness. His suspicions are only confirmed when the voice yells “This isn’t soliciting.” Figures. Probably Salesman Rick by the sound of his voice. When he opens the door though, he’s pleasantly surprised that it appears to be a young Flesh Curtains Rick. His heart swims with nostalgia as he smiles at him. “Oh hey!” He says.

@lavenderorgasm