#layladtf

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Text: Fantastic Fuck(Girl)

Trevor: ahhhhhhhh.. he's pulling all the ladies. was already married to mine, and now he's stealing my future wife. i'm so :/

Trevor: don't worry babbbby, i'll never stop fighting.

Trevor: wtf did he say though?

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Send To Find Out About My Muse’s Phone

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: Texts like a parent “hey, how are u, good? have u eatin???” :-) How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Instantly How often our muses text: All the timeHow often our muses call: Here and thereDoes my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: SometimesLast text sent from my muse to yours: “So you dig me :-) Loser :-)”

[hanwhtvr-blog]

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                                              send 📱 to find out + accepting

what contact photo my muse has set for yours:

what my muse thinks of the way yours texts: wow so nicehow quickly my muse responds to your texts: kinda quickly?? like 10 minnhow often our muses text: on and offhow often our muses call: probably almost never??does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: yes when he’s busylast text sent from my muse to yours:  [text]: let’s grab a drink, on me!

[trevorkappa-blog]

Text: Favorite FuckGirl

Trevor: I think the biggest thing is to be honest. I mean like you said you don't want it to end up the way that it did with Lennon. So you can't just sit around and wait. Things are gonna work out no mstter what and in the way that they're supposed to. It's exciting you like someone, I'm curious as fuck. Finally moving on from Gosling huh???

[hanwhtvr-blog]

strange :)

                             describe me in one word anonymously + accepting

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have you ever fallen in love with me O:)

“Yes. When I was possed by Satan.”

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☀ ✉ ❤ ☾ ✔ ✕ ✂ ❝❞ ♋ ► ☢

☀ good fucking morning

conall  ➵ layla ;; good  conall  ➵ layla ;; morningconall  ➵ layla ;; ya damn oger 

✉ unfucking sent text

conall  ➵ layla ;;  when we were younger i had the biggest crush on you conall  ➵ layla ;;  then i realized you were fucking crazyconall  ➵ layla ;;  kinda liked it tho :\

❤ i fucking love you text

conall  ➵ layla ;;  i actually don’t think you’re crazy i hope you know thatconall  ➵ layla ;;  so basically i think you’re alright kid 

☾  good fucking night text

conall  ➵ layla ;;  i saw a documentary about this bacteria that eats your flesh at night and you can actually hear the sound of it all happening but it makes you paralyzed or something and it’s been found in two universities close by… conall  ➵ layla ;;  goodnight though 

✔ yes of course you fucking can text

conall  ➵ layla ;;  go ahead… take my last pizza in the fridge you heartless creature conall  ➵ layla ;;  no but really you can have it if you REALLY want it 

✕ of course fucking not text

conall  ➵ layla ;; if i come back and you’re sleeping in my bed i will shove you off of it.. i swear 

✂ fucking lying text

conall  ➵ layla ;;  you’re probably the last person on earth i’d trust with anything in my life

❝❞ long fucking winded text

conall  ➵ layla ;; i lowkey wonder if we’re friends or foes?? like sometimes i see you and i think of such a witty comment to crush your soul but then remember ‘shit son you’re friends now stop’ it’s so hard to remember but i just want you to know if i ever slip up.. i don’t mean it, feel free to high five me for whatever i say though it’ll probably be amazing, but yes i don’t mean it. it’s weird to think that amongst all the people i consder to be close friends, you’ve come farther than them in who i trust, speak to about my problems and just hangout with in general.. who knew you were entertianing and loyal.. likE WOAH right??? :\ but really you’re an aamzing friend and i don’t know i felt like telling you that so whenever you need someone i’m here… or something. 

♋ fucking sext

conall  ➵ layla ;;  [ sends a asthetically pleasing dick pic ]

► for a fucking wrong person text

conall  ➵ layla ;;  you’re not asking layla out you shit headconall  ➵ layla ;;  she deserves someone who is every bit amazing as her or at least close and i hate break it to you but you’re not even close… you’re below the line to even signify you being alright… :\ so fucking no, do it and i kick your ass

☢ fucking drunken text

conall  ➵ layla ;;  wuldnt it be e funny if we fucked???conall  ➵ layla ;;  supper funny hahahahahshsha

[kolton-amherst]

☀ ✉ ❤ ☾ ✔ ✕ ✂ ❝❞ ♋ ► ☢

~meme~

☀ a good fucking morning text || Biiitch, wake up! You promised me you would wake me up and you’re still sleeping!

✉ a un fucking sent text || No, Layla, I will not make out with you to make your ex jealous.

❤ an i fucking love you text || Looove you! You’re the beeest!

☾ a good fucking night text || Nighty night, beautiful, get some sleep!

✔ yes of course you fucking can text || Hell yea, I think you should go for it if he’s as sexy as you say, but I want a pic of him for approval. 

✕ of course fucking not text || Layla, absolutely fucking not. We are not skipping class going cliff diving, where can you even do that around here.✂ a fucking lying text || I can’t tonight because i’m out having lots of sex.

❝❞ a long fucking winded text || Layla, I dont know what to do because I like really really like Jacob, obviously. I’ve liked him since like the tenth grade and now I know that he likes me too and it’s amazing. Like absolutely incredible. But.. The thing is after we kissed and everything I had sex with Santiago, I know bad move because I like Jacob and like it’s not official or anything, but I still feel like it was the wrong thing to do. And now Santi is on his way over to my place and we said we weren’t having sex, but like he’s really hot. Like reeeeeally hot and I don’t know what to do. What should I do Layla? Like am I bad person for having sex with Santi, or is it okay because we’re not together, but I don’t know. Heeellp, because I’m freaking out. 

♋a fucking sext || “Fuuuck, yes, you’re so big baby, fuck.” How does that sound as a response to him or is that too like try hard?

 ►a fucking wrong person text || Oh yea? Then what are you gonna do to me, baby?  || Fuck sorry, Layla, you probably don’t need to know the confines of my dm’s.

☢ a fucking drunken text || Laaaaaaylaaaa! Y’know I lve u sosososoosso much! Sooo, I have a little itty bitty problemo and you can help. Sooo, the bartender cut me off and IIIII was hoping you could buy me some booze at the liquor store. I’ll loeee you foreveeer!