https://www.facebook.com/events/94959... https://twitter.com/LBBWildlifeFund The Little Baby Buffalo Wildlife Fund needs your help to prevent the total destruction of the baby buffalo race. These guys have been around since the beginning of time, and we are indebted as guests to their continent to do all we can for them. It has been foretold by the local gypsy woman that five months from today, Old Faithful will burst open with a cataclysmic blast of boiling water so fiery and vengeful, it will consume all life within a 40-mile radius. Though many humans, including probably all of you, will die in the process, the rescue of the little baby buffalo is the ultimate noble sacrifice. With just $8.64 a day, YOU can help raise funds for our fleet of Greyhound buses to make the journey to Yellowstone, where we shall help the bison migrate through the power of clapping our hands together and making loud whooping noises. A few will also be saved by means of helicopter basket. With any luck, all of the baby buffalo will survive, and we shall die boiled alive in a dignified position (hero's pose, lotus pose, and flexing are all acceptable). If you can help it, try not to survive, that way our reputation as martyrs will be as strong as possible on social media. If you aren't a pansy, love your mother, care about anything other than yourself, and in general are of any worth to society, you will join our beautiful and mostly-non-profit cause. Thank you.