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gotta a love a sarcastic & idiotic bisexual man who absolutely cannot stfu but is also smart as hell.
LCDP as Boyfriends (NSFW) Headcanons
Berlin x Gn!reader, Professor x Gn!reader, Denver x Gn!reader, Rio x Gn!reader, Marseille x Gn!reader, Palermo x Gn!reader, Gandia x Gn!reader
Tw: mentions of sex, exhibitionism, sending nudes, choking and size difference kink, barely edited, marseille (marsella) and palermo recently added
Berlin
He believes that he doesn’t fuck and only makes love to you
In reality, he got you so cockdrunk that you don’t really mind his rough sex anymore
Definitely into public sex especially after a heist when he gets super horny
Foreplay is his favorite part
Loves to tease you in public with neck kisses and to whisper dirty words into your ears
Sometimes lets you ride him as if you were in control, but don’t be mistaken he got you exactly where he wanted you
Professor
You need to be very patient with him because he’s a bit inexperienced
He had to apologize the first time you gave him a blowjob because he came too quickly
He likes lazy cuddle sex a lot
You once caught him searching about sex toys, he was traumatized but you thought it was sweet
Denver
He’s a guy with a high sex drive
Would fuck you anywhere anytime if he could
He swears that he would rock your world every time you had sex with him
Always makes sure to put your pleasure first
Often makes you laugh during sex whether on purpose or by accident
Rio
Looks like a sweetheart but is secretly a freak
If you ask him what his kinks are, he would be the type to pull out a full list
Enjoys trying different roleplay scenarios with you
He gets easily distracted and flustered when you send him nudes which happens quite often
Marseille
Silent but deadly lol
He might not talk much, but he’s so skilled at making you feel good
Loves to stare at you intensely to see the reactions and expressions you make especially when you cum
His moustache tickles you when he goes down on you which is super often
He’s really into making love because he likes to feel connected to you
Palermo
This man yearns for you, so the sex is always full of longing
Tries to be in control but gets lost in the pleasure
He gets in the mood pretty quickly and is shameless about it
You could be arguing and accidentally slap him in the face, the next minute you would be tearing each other clothes off
Loves to choke you or to get choked
Gandia
Has a size kink and just imagining lifting you up and down on his cock would get him hard
I just know he’s packing
Angry sex happens from time to time whenever he comes home frustrated from work
Loves to degrade you but usually he’s pretty silent during sex
Would like to tie you up and use you like fucktoy if you’re into it
SFW Headcanons Here!
Literally them
Masterlist
Ask me what you want to read.
My rules
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Series
arcane’s masterlist
stranger things’s masterlist
teen wolf’s masterlist
elite’s masterlist
sex education’s masterlist
the 100’s masterlist
vampire diaries’s (with originals & legacies) masterlist
outer banks’s masterlist
the bridgerton chronicles(& queen charlotte) masterlist
fate: winx saga’s masterlist
friend’s masterlist
ginny & georgia’s masterlist
glee’s masterlist
la casa de papel’s (& berlin) masterlist
ncis’s masterlist
percy jackson & the olympians (the serie) masterlist
station 19 (& grey’s anatomy) masterlist
the summer i turned pretty masterlist
XO Kitty & TALBIL masterlist
game of thrones & house of the dragons masterlist
the lady's companion masterlist
Movies
harry potter’s masterlist
percy jackson’s (movies) masterlist
fast & furious masterlist
the count of montecristo (french adaptation 2024) masterlist
the hunger games masterlist
mcu’s masterlist
fear street’s masterlist
pirates of the caribbean’s masterlist
disney’s (& pixar) masterlist
to all the boys I’ve loved & XOK before masterlist
Anime
sword art online’s masterlist
fairy tail’s masterlist
one piece’s masterlist
attack on titan’s masterlist
haikyuu’s masterlist
kuroko no basket’s masterlist
naruto (& shippuden) masterlist
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Berlin & Palermo aka Berlermo
"HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?"
SOOO I WROTE ANOTHER FIC LOL
THIS FIC IS A CROSSOVER BETWEEN CRIMINAL MINDS AND MONEY HEIST
I loved writting this one, soooo I hope you like reading it as well! 🤍☝😊
Spencer couldn't get the image they had just seen three minutes and fifty seconds ago out of his head.
That robbery was one of the worst they had ever seen, and it showed in the way the robbers were organized and how they handled themselves in that situation, as if they had been planning it for months or even years.
The local police called the BAU, not because it was an exceptional case or anything like that, but because they knew that, given their training in dealing with that kind of people, it was possible they could convince the robbers to at least let the hostages leave the bank.
Neither Spencer nor anyone on the team knew that on that very day YOU had arranged to meet with the bank manager to discuss some things about how the money in your checking account was being managed, and because of this, Reid felt guilty.
He knew he shouldn't feel that way because it was impossible for him to have known beforehand, but that didn't make him feel responsible for you being in there… with him.
A couple of hours earlier, they had managed to speak with one of the robbers, who revealed himself to them without the Dalí mask, in a way that he was identified in a matter of seconds.
It was Andrés de Fonollosa, AKA Berlin.
The reason he had left the bank without his mask was very simple.
Spencer knew that this gesture meant he had nothing to hide.
He was doing this to show people that he was one of the robbers, yes, but above all, he was a flesh-and-blood person who thought like everyone else.
When Reid first saw him, he saw determination in his eyes and a coldness in his speech that could only belong to someone with psychopathic traits and a God complex.
A person who had appeared before the cameras of the entire country's press, with you by his side, as if you were his ally.
Spencer's face faltered for a moment, but he didn't let the robber see it.
She knew that if she did, he would feel he had some kind of advantage over her, and of course Reid wasn't going to allow that.
"Berlin," he murmured with a slight nod, "it's been three hours and ninety-five seconds since we politely asked you to release the hostages," he said, glancing slightly at her. "I suppose you already have an answer, don't you?"
"You're Spencer, aren't you?" The genius didn't answer, and his silence was enough for Andrés, who let out an amused chuckle. "It's a pleasure to finally meet you," he nodded. "Y/N has told me a lot about you… about how much she loves you." He shrugged. "Well, she LOVED you, in the past tense," he whispered. "You see, during these hours of the heist, you could say we've… developed a very special kind of relationship, a relationship she's never had with anyone before," he said, holding you firmly by the waist. "So now she's with me."
"Y/N is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, and you know it," Reid stated, looking the robber directly in the eyes. "You know it, and you're taking advantage of her pain to keep her close like she's your lapdog. That ends right now."
"Oh yeah?" “I’m intrigued by what’s going to happen next, Dr. Reid,” Berlin murmured, raising an eyebrow suggestively. “Enlighten me, please.”
“I’m not a proponent of violence, you know. I like to resolve things calmly,” Reid began, “but since you’ve left me no other option, I’m afraid I’ll have to take the less diplomatic route.” He pointed to the rooftop of the building across the street. “You’re surrounded by snipers, all of them aiming at your head right now,” Spencer explained. “The head of the Unit has given them the green light to fire if you make any suspicious movement, so I’m going to explain what’s going to happen in the next five minutes,” he murmured. “You’re going to let Y/N go. Then you’ll return with the rest of your gang completely unharmed, and everyone wins. You stick to your plan, and I can breathe easy knowing that MY girlfriend is safe from you.” He tilted his head towards him. “Have I made myself clear?” A husky laugh escaped Berlin's lips before he spoke again.
"So it was true what they said about you being a genius, Spencer," he whispered. "It's a shame I have to let you go so soon, after we got along so well," he murmured. "I'd love to feel what you feel, I really would," he said. "That pain, that sorrow, the guilt, and love! Oh, love!" he exclaimed. "Now that's a deadly weapon, more so than any gun." He placed a hand on the small of your back to guide you toward him. "Go, Y/N," he whispered. "It's been an honor" He glanced at Reid. "We'll see each other soon, brainiac" he murmured. "I have a feeling life will bring us together again sooner rather than later."
Once inside the police tent, Spencer made sure you were alright before returning with the rest of the team to see how they would negotiate the release of the other hostages.
The chess game had just begun, and it would only end when one of the two delivered the final checkmate.
