#le comrades

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2015 was a really incredible year for me >started OCD medication >started taking T >male on my drivers license >graduated >got a job >got a car >made amends with people Thanks for supporting me through it, y'all

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Me and a friend decided we’re going to have a race to see who can have a daughter first  so the winner can name her “Maymay”

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Watch me whip, now which me Le Le Le

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If I had a penny for every time I mentioned fedoras I would have $420

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one time a comrade asked me what the difference was between “amused” and “bemused” and I told him bemused was a word coined by Jerry Seinfeld in Bee Moive as a bee pun play on words so they meant the same thing and he shoved me out of my chair and punched me in the face 

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making a Le Comrade scrapbook because I’m a sentimental piece of crap

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Colt: Are we hot weirdos? Like are normal people into us because we're hot but weird?

The Count: I mean, we're weirdos.

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Swiggity schwooty I'm running in fear from that booty