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Me googling "why does my bed sometimes shake at night"
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LISTEN my every thought when listening to music is now consumed by the duality and parallels between this very depresed owl and this very lonely goat okay
s/o to @rllybritrlly for letting me shriek in her discord dm’s about how this song was BEGGING for a stolitz edit with baby-stolitz parallels
i won’t die for love, but ever since I met you you could have my heart, and I would break it for you
Relish
There's something fun about watching the latest run of Likes and Reblogs, when a kid calls you a normie-chuuni for not using L337-SP33K.
Look - being verbose is fun. Putting words together, constructing entire sentences, even veering into deliberate bloviating, going back and forth between heartfelt stuff and raw shitposts - I love this shit. There is something to having multiple lexicons and language levels to draw on, that feels flexible and powerful. In the meantime, you've got adults that act like they're not ten years past their teens that feel pressured into using what's effectively inefficient cant because they've constructed this weird fucking idea that replacing one letter with a number has any kind of real, concrete use.
The usual idea is to somehow circumvent porn or language filters, but the thing is, Tumblr only flags visual content. I could write full-bore erotica on here that it wouldn't actually be flagged as adult. I can swear like a sailor, I can use words that other platforms frown on inexplicably - and the best part is Tumblr actually has a community of readers. People can write video transcripts, reviews, essays and other longform content, and it will be read by a small percentile!
There is zero need for compression. The only reason to be concise on here is out of basic fucking decency towards your readers.
Plus -normie-chuuni? Seriously? Loved it. That's bottom-tier linguistic construction, Cringe in raw drinkable form.
If being a normie gets me a salary and budget enough to upgrade my rig every four years, fuck man, guilty as fucking charged.
hit the back of my dumbass head when i fell in the shower today 👍 i started screaming like insane bc i was scared i was going to die or some shit @/;)/&;!:
if that doesn’t attract bad bitches to my pathetic ass then NOTHING will
(Re: my mirror selfie) Recent new followers whose accounts are 99% horny posts……. I hope you like book quotes and complaining about Tories 🤪🤭
*Four panel meme*
Top left: Disapproved Gesture
Top right: Several portraits of Mao in an L shape
Bottom left: Approved Gesture
Bottom right: Portrait of Mao with french clichés