#le texts

[k-p-p-d]

LE is the cutest evil mastermind since The Brain.

[femkamina]

im starting supernatural omg

[whyactlikeahuman]

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((Doing not-evil Abby again<3))

✘ - Unsent Text

[Unsent Text] Jane, I've told you before that I kind of see you... a little bit like a mom, right?[Unsent Text] I mean not literally, I guess, goodness knows you have enough children to look over[Unsent Text] But you really are always so great to me, and I feel like I can always go to you for advice.[Unsent Text] It means a lot.

[whyactlikeahuman]

All the symbols. Do it for your wifu. <3

✉ - 2AM Text

[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] wait[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] wait[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] wait[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] ...wait[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] tchalllllaaalllallallaa[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] hahahahahahha hi

✘ - Unsent Text

[Unsent Text to: T'Challallallallalla] ...I have a foreign dignitary[Unsent Text to: T'Challallallallalla] In my phone[Unsent Text to: T'Challallallallalla] And I texted him in my sleep last night[Unsent Text to: T'Challallallallalla] I[Unsent Text to: T'Challallallallalla] First off how is this other me so connected[Unsent Text to: T'Challallallallalla] Second off I can't believe I did that this isn't going to cause an international incident is it

☠ - Threatening Text

nOPE. Neither Abby nor evil Abby would ever threaten T'Challa because friend and also leader of a country XD

❤ - Affectionate Text

Doing not-evil Abby for this[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] So, "dad"[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] I'm assuming you're my dad, at least, unless the panther is somehow my dad and you're my mom[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] Let's face it weirder shit has resulted in cooler things, look at Thanner[Text to: T'Challallallallalla] Anyways "dad" I just wanted to tell you that you and Ororo are actually pretty great friends, and I really appreciate it whenever you guys stop in and chat with me.

[whyactlikeahuman]

Thoughts? Texts? Either? Both?

I hope you don't mind if I don't do it with-M!A for this because Dark Abby wouldn't know Faina?

✉ AND ☠ - 2AM Text AND threatening texts

[Text] faaaiiinaaa[Text] duckyyyy[Text] ilu mkay likea litle sister woh just stare sand doesnt reciprcate[Text] omg i live justa couple floor sabove yuo ive nevr lived bya frand before[Text] why don tyou acept m yfriends hip ACCEPT IT[Text] ACCETP ITOR I'LL THRO WIT AT YOU VILENTLY[Text] WITG LOVE

✘ - Unsent Text

[Unsent Text] ...[Unsent Text] Ah... sorry? About that?[Unsent Text] I text in my sleep and I... gosh would apologizing make it worse can we pretend it didn't happen

❤ - Affectionate Text

[Text] You know, Faina...[Text] Um. Those other texts. That I was gonna pretend I didn't send because I was asleep when I sent them and I am still so sorry.[Text] But, the point is... they weren't wrong. Mostly. I mean, I do kind of see you as a little sister, and if you ever need anything I promise I'll be a text away.[Text] Unless of course I made you think I'm insane and you'd rather not talk to me I mean that works too I'm just saying.

BILLEH/FAINA/VAL/HAZEL/SUGAR-LUMP-PUMPKIN-FACE-DEAR-TO-MY-HEART-ONE (it doesn't have to make sense just know it means I love you) YOU ARE WONDERFUL. OKAY. WONDERFUL. AND I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OF IT FROM YOU BECAUSE SHUSH YOUR FACE YOU DEFINITELY ARE.FIRST OFF, there was that Clintasha fanfic which was the actual best writing I've seen in a fanfic ever, and I've seen some pretty stellar fanfics. The feelings were wonderful, and so eloquent, and you are flawless. Also it spawned Faina so it had to be amazing. Basically this section is all about how YOUR WRITING IS GORGEOUS.<3SECOND OFF, goodness gurl your RPing. I don't get why you put up with me because I'm so slow, but you are an excellent RPer and I love reading your threads, I really do. All of the Faina threads make me really happy to read, and you're always tagging them "I'm so sorry about her" but I just love her more and more.<3 You've developed her so excellently and really, it just makes me look at Abby and wonder if I could have done a better job crafting her, in light of all these other excellent OCs on the team.THIRDLY, oh gosh I know I've told you how much I adore you OOC. I've seen pictures and videos, and I've seen that you're pretty, and I've seen that you're a great actress, but more than that, I've seen how you talk to everyone. I've seen how much you care for your friends on the team and how much of a total sweetheart you are and I really just want you to know, even when you're not your own biggest fan, I always will be. You are wonderful, okay, and I mean it.

[whyactlikeahuman]

ALL DA SYMBOLS.

✉ - 2AM Text

[Text] kissyk issy[Text] stell me ok idon tkno who steev is[Text] soi dont knwo ifhed kill you[Text] butis black widow gnna kill me becuase tha twoudnot be cool

✘ - Unsent Text

[Unsent Text] You kissed me anyways[Unsent Text] And it was pretty nice but not worth the Black Widow on my tail[Unsent Text] She's probably the only one at SHIELD I'm legitimately terrified of, aside from the organization as a whole

☠ - Threatening Text

[Text] You know what I bet if this Steve guy would kill you for kissing me he would definitely kill you for letting your girlfriend kill me because of something you did[Text] So yeah[Text] Just saying[Unsent Text] Please don't let her come after me I might wet myself

❤ - Affectionate Text

[Text] I tell you what, you are amusing though.[Text] You seem like a pretty cool guy. Too bad we aren't on the same side. Seems like I had some really great friends before... whatever happened that made me like this.

[whyactlikeahuman]

Oh god, all the symbols...

✉ - 2AM Text

[Text to: Alaxmander] heheghe dd youknw you rnamf n heres alaxmander[Text to: Alaxmander] thats dorable youre adorble[Text to: Alaxmander] presh alaxmander[Text to: Alaxmander] your emind meof a bunny rabit[Text to: Alaxmander] ceptfr the hair

✘ - Unsent Text

[Unsent Text to: Alaxmander] ...[Unsent Text to: Alaxmander] Well[Unsent Text to: Alaxmander] Good to know the sleep texting's still a thing[Unsent Text to: Alaxmander] Seriously what is your hair though[Unsent Text to: Alaxmander] ...I'm looking through sent texts and seeing something about David Bowie[Unsent Text to: Alaxmander] I[Unsent Text to: Alaxmander] What

☠ - Threatening Text

[Text to: Alaxmander] So I know SHIELD is probably on my tail by now[Text to: Alaxmander] And I'm warning you, should they bring me in, I will do anything to escape[Text to: Alaxmander] So what I'm saying is, if I do, stay in the labs, out of my way.[Text to: Alaxmander] I'd hate to see your precious, adorable face hurt.

❤ - Affectionate Text

[Text to: Alaxmander] Seriously though have you seen yourself blush[Text to: Alaxmander] And stammer[Text to: Alaxmander] And be adorable in general?[Text to: Alaxmander] Because like I said[Text to: Alaxmander] Precious.

[femkamina]

the pruita tag is sooo slooow