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Interstellar Journey from Interstellar Journey Lea Sirk, 黑金雨, Eli.W, Dimeng Yuan, Gon, HOYO-MiX
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Eurovision Home Concerts - Episode 6
2:27 - Hera Björk (Iceland 2010) - Je ne sais quoi 7:09 - Arilena Ara (Albania 2020) - Fall from the Sky 11:27 - The Mamas (Sweden 2020) - Move 15:54 - Lea Sirk (Slovenia 2018) - Hvala, ne! 19:02 - James Newman (the UK 2020) - My Last Breath 22:37 - Benny Cristo (Czech Republic 2020) - Kemama 26:50 - Efendi (Azerbaijan 2020) - Cleopatra 30:30 - Suzy (Portugal 2014) - Quero ser tua 34:18 - Jedward (Ireland 2011) - Lipstick 37:37 - SuRie (the UK 2018) - Storm 41:43 - Michela (Malta 2019) - Chameleon 45:37 - Paula Seling & Ovi (Romania 2010/2014) - Playing with Fire 49:21 - Blas Cantó (Spain 2020) - Universo
Covers: 52:41 - Satellite (Lena, Germany 2010) by Jedward 54:54 - Drip Drop (Safura, Azerbaijan 2010) by Efendi 58:25 - A Million Voices (Polina Gagarina, Russia 2015) by Suzy 1:02:08 - Fairytale (Alexander Rybak, Norway 2009) by Paula Seling & Ovi 1:07:14 - Toy (Netta, Israel 2018) by The Mamas 1:10:58 - Violent Thing (Ben Dolic, Germany 2020) by Benny Cristo 1:14:57 - If Love Was a Crime (Poli Genova, Bulgaria 2016) by Lea Sirk 1:18:41 - Eres tú (Mocedades, Spain 1973) by Hera Björk 1:23:06 - Hard Rock Hallelujah (Lordi, Finland 2006) by SuRie 1:28:35 - Satellite (Lena, Germany 2010) by Arilena Ara 1:31:11 - Birds (Anouk, the Netherlands 2013) by James Newman 1:34:43 - Where I Am (Anja, Denmark 2017) by Michela
Episode nineteen: Under The Ladder (Summary)
Mélovin owes a big quantity of money to Hatari. He is trying to get the money in any way possible, but as time passes, she is putting Lea on risk too. So he decides to break into his uncle’s Alexander house and steal some money from their piggybank. Unfortunatelly for him, he got caught by Zena and Alekseev in the middle of it. Days later, Alexander reaches Mélovin to offer him money, but he declines. When he comes back to Evropa Hrynja, he discovers that his debt has been paid. His uncle did it.
Luca decides it’s time to ask Eleni to be his girlfriend. Conchita tells him to impress her, so he sets up ridiculously romantic date in La Venda. He prepares an extremely elegant anouncement for the dinner, all her favourite dishes and her favourite dessert: Tiramisu. Eventually, she says yes.
Duncan is trying to get Ryan out of the house for a date, so following Cláudia’s footsteps he arranges a date for him with Gianluca.Everything is set for the day. An hour passes and Gianluca is nowhere to be seen. Ryan starts losing hope on love as Duncan tries to keep him positive, but their personalities crash. Duncan tells him to be brave, Ryan answers that how is going he to be brave if everything is going wrong. And Duncan kisses him.
Eurovision 2010s: 25 - 20
25. Francesca Michelin - “No degree of separation” Italy 2016
Man, we’re deep into the endgame and at this point every elimination starts to mentally hurt.
“Nessun grado di separazione” is a fantastic song. it is a moody, melodic, genuinely touching showcase of palpable social anxiety, brightened up by frivolous jiggles and Animal Crossing-inspired staging. 😍 Its lyrics tackle the subject of “falling in love” with disarming accuracy and poetic justice. When you fall in love with somebody, it really is a question of resistance, of trying to stay level-headed and rational, of trying to not speak from the mind, not the heart, and then flare of emotion lights up from the inside, carving a path in your chest, until
THERE IS NO DEGREE OF SEPARATION
THERE IS NO DEGREE OF HESITATION
THERE IS NO DEGREE OF SPACE BETWEEN US
WE ARE STARS ALIGNED TOGETHER
DANCING THROUGH THE SKY, WE ARE SHININ’
Hands down my favourite language shift ever. Each time Francesca delivers it, time stands still, as you take in the expanse of the universe, the beauty of love and the profoundness of life.
Naturalmente, Francesca is also a fantastic performer for me. It really pains me that she was less good in the Grand Final, because her SF performance was genuinely worthy of a top five spot on this ranking. Yet, at the same time, Francesca is clearly upset at herself that she was worse and god my overthinking, underachieving perfectionist-with-a-crippingly-fear-of-not-being-good-enough self can RELATE SO HARD to that. 😭
*YOU* ARE PRECIOUS, Francesca. Grazie.
Easily the best entry Italy have ever brought at Eurovision...
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24. Mahmood - “Soldi” Italy 2019
...until “Soldi”. Alessandro is mah MOOD
What a delight “Soldi” was. Shame on me though. Between, all the madness of Hatari’s assholery, Serhat’s qualification, ZalaGasper’s interview gold, Bilal’s revamp, Michela & Miki’s staging miracles, Sergey’s struggles to keep his homosexuality under wraps, Duncan’s staging disaster, Jurij’s bedroom eyes and 2019: A Kate Oddyssey, I had completely forgotten about Mahmood.
Which made the rediscovery of “Soldi” all the greater. 😍 THIS 👏 SONG 👏 FUCKING 👏 SLAPS. 👏 even the B-material things such as the snappy camerawork, the arabic middle-eight and rhyming “Ramadan” with “Jackie Chan” are mindblowingly awesome.
It hard to pick a favourite aspect though. The backdrop, the beat, the dancing, Mahmood’s vocals and miming all come together in a song that is supereffective in getting the pain across while also simultaneously remaining fun, addictive and highly energetic. Mahmood completely DISMANTLES bad parenting while also clowning the xenophobic pieces of shit that tried to bully him off Eurovision. It’s that combination of genuine emotional pulling, righteous ownage and let’s face it, a fucking amazing song that makes coming back to Mahmood for another listen the easiest decision ever. *CLAP*CLAP*, motherfuckers. 👏
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23. Lea Sirk - “Hvala, ne!” Slovenia 2018
[2018 Review here] (shared with ZiBBZ)
HVALA SLAY SLAY
Best moment of 2018: Lea Sirk becomes the best shock qualifier of ALL TIMES. Honestly, a trash fairy with a trap song that she wrote in under two hours has NO BUSINESS being this good, but it is. 😍
Remember the Israeli’s that cheered for Hatari? “Hvale, ne!” is the jury equivalent to that. It’s a song that righteously calls out the FAKENESS of the music industry <3 THAT WAS ALSO LIKED BY THE JURIES <333332456 😍😍😍
Besides this “Hvala, ne!” is a wild ride taking us to lands of cotton candy braids and trashbag couture with an impeccable, show-stopping choreography, an earworm of a beat and just general kick ass energy. Lea operates on a near-inhuman level of pure CONTENT. Every second she delivers something of value, be it choreography or a snarky note or a hilarious facial expression “Hvala ne!” is riddled with little nuggets like that, which are hard to list in text, so here are a couple of gifs:
and yes, of course, the “break”. 😍
Being able to pull that off not ONCE, but TWICE and STILL making it look fresh and novel <3 “Hvala, ne!” is effortlessly sleek, unapolegetically non-conformist, shamelessly gimmicky and 100% pure awesomeness. Slovenia may be a tiny country geographically but they burst with raw TALENT. Obrigado sim!
ps: Slovenia reportedly hating Lea now because she was trashtalking ZalaGasper’s victory over RAIVEN <3 lmfao Lea <3 ANGELS <3
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22. Who See - “Igranka” Montenegro 2013
💃 Vodim te na IGRANKU 💃 💃 Na na na na IGRANKU 💃 💃 Ku ku ku ku IGRANKU 💃 💃 Vodim te na IGRANKU 💃
I should not get ahead of myself, but jesus fuck, what a TRIP.
So anyway, are Who See dressed like austronauts to signal that “Igranka” isn’t of this fucking planet, or? “Igranka” a fun party song, in which Who See tramp about dressed like Armstrong and Lightyear, flanked by 2013′s ubiquitous dubstep. Good? Sure.🤔 Funny? Certainly. 😁 However, nothing superexciting so far.
Until...
Who See go from a weird heteronormative rap effort that is lowkey fun to an utterly unhinged acid trip the SECOND Nina Zizic is lifted onto the stage by a dumbwaiter and then proceeds to collect every scalp in the gaylaxy. Remember how I said 2013 had EPIC female entrances? This is a top five entrance probably in the history of live performances. SLAIN, DECEASED, EVAPORATED every single time.
Europe’s cyborg seraph.
and I mean, you’d think this one-time gimmick would get stale over time, but “Ingranka” actually gets better with every listen. I’m at the point where I can NO LONGER resist the ululating siren call to don a visor and a pair of pvc wings, and make overdramatic shouty entrances everywhere just like Nina the few times I choose to leave my mother’s basement. VODIM TE NA IGRANKU.
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21. Cleo - “My Slowianie” Poland 2014
CLEO... Donatan?
Is this Donatan shade for not being there? GOOD! We at BorisBubbles (so basically, I) believe in gender equality and since the wymyn do all of the work here, I’ve decided to not credit him. 🤭
Anyway, let’s just JUMP right in because dammit “My Slowianie” is such a RIDE. It’s entire objective appears to be... to convince everyone that ~Slavic Women~ are better, at everything than non-slavic women and, well, being slavic myself this message speaks to me. Not to mention that Cleo teaches us this paramount interculteral lesson in the most hilariously blunt fashion ever.
SPECIAL THINGS WE HAVE IN OUR GENES
MAKES US PROUD OF OUR NATURAL SHAPES
CREAM AND BUTTER TASTE SO GOOD
WE PREPARED FOR YOU DELICIOUS FOOD
OUR BEAUTY’S FAMOUS ALL OVER THE WORLD
YOU GOTTA SEE FOR YOURSELF AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW 😉
and dammit Cleo doesn’t underdeliver, doesn’t she? Three minutes of loud in your face SUPERIORITY. 😍 One could argue that “My slowianie” is SOCIALLY REPRESSING WOMEN, like many terfs did but like... get over you -- Sophie Ellis-Bextor, BorisBubbles. I don’t think any of us have the right to tell (other) women what they can or can’t do because of their breasts and oestrogen. These ladies agreed to do this song/act and are completely facetious while doing it. It’s a spoof. Laugh. or don’t laugh, I don’t care, really. Be a humourless non-slavic frump if you must. As far as I am concerned, “My slowianie” is a thing of CHARMING BEAUTY :shakes what his momma gave him:/ :claps his hands to this music:
and in this update we say goodbye to Italy, Montenegro and Poland. Read my thoughts on them below:
HVALA NE!!!!!!
‘Thank you Europe!’
[Semi Final 1 here]
Slovenia qualifies for the Grand Final for the first time since 2015