#leachcanon

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I live for the tumultuous relationship between Dhaos and his demonic army, honestly. I feel like he's the manager of the worst employees in the world and he has to try and keep the company afloat long enough to reach retirement. Meanwhile some of them are actively trying to get him fired behind his back and are vying for his job and the only reason he's managed to avoid getting sacked is because of a series of coincidences that save him but are also incredibly unfortunate.

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I can just imagine Raine the first time Kratos bumps into the party again just suddenly remembering all of the not so polite (read: perfectly Raine-esque) things she'd said to him during the journey of regeneration and silently screaming in her head

Like this man was perfectly capable of killing every one of us on a whim and I asked him if he remembered to wash his hands after coming out of the bathroom as if he was a child, I told him "suck it up, you're an adult" when I accidentally healed Lloyd instead of him that one time, Martel above I called him a "petulant whiner" when he grimaced at his food once, how am I still here

Meanwhile as she's thinking all this Lloyd continues to be a snarky little shit without any fear

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Milla doing the one-handed boob cup while asleep though

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Okay some more:

Alvin sticks his hand in his pants while relaxing and Jude is always smacking his wrist and scolding him for it. Eventually, Milla starts putting her hand down the front of her skirt after eating and Jude says jack shit to Milla about it but instead scolds Alvin for being a bad influence on her

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Jude sticking his hand up into his shirt when he’s napping

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thinkin a lot about how Jude supposedly drools in his sleep

imagine Milla watching him sleep & being totally captivated 

“how do you do it?” “Milla please I told you to wake me up when that happens//” “but then the flow of saliva would stop :(”

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@thesapphirerose I bet you Jude secretly digs it, like he shakes his head when he sees Alvin applying the stuff but he likes that he can catch a whiff of his cologne from a good distance and appreciate it when no one is looking, and then to just be surrounded by it when he's close, like a scented representation of just how small the distance is between them, the fact that he can't sense anything else pulling him away from the outside world so he can simply indulge without having to worry about anything else going on around them

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WAIT.

WAIT. 

Alvin and Ludger saving up and pooling money together to buy Jude a really cool train model and then Jude inviting them both to help him put it together

Everyone sitting on the floor together in a sea of miscellaneous train parts working together to put that shit together

Ludger getting up and making everyone snacks when he notices people getting cranky

Alvin in charge of snapping together those really stubborn bits that just won’t snap together, spending like a half an hour trying to snap together the same two pieces

Jude administering first aid to babies who can’t handle a pinched thumb

Everyone sitting in a pile together when it’s all done to admire their work for a good 45 minutes and Jude accidentally falling asleep on top of someone/both of them

Leia arriving with Elle & Rollo the next day to find three nerds sleeping in a pile on the floor (and obviously taking pictures because holy shit)