Unleaching Chaos

M.R. Leach. They/them pronouns. Occasionally NSFW. https://symphonyofthedamned.the-comic.org/

[sticksandsharks]

Johto Beginnings, Myths & Legends

[bladealvis]

[mr-leach]

Bord

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[naamahdarling]

I didn't realize this was about indoor cats until the very last one because I've heard dog owners say this same shit so many times.

Anyway, yeah, keep your cats indoors/in a catio/on a lead and don't let your damn dogs roam around or bark constantly, either.

[minesweeping]

i love it when ryoko kui draws the gang in a modern setting but they still have their armour on

like this one specifically. jacket over plate and chainmail armour. sweatpants. hiking boots. i wish people dressed like this for real

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[aetherograph]

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[penumbraphantasm]

happy birthday to my thing

[naomiknight-17]

Increased rate "based on inflation" except it's nowhere near the actual yearly inflation we're experiencing

Also, this increase means that per month I will get an average of... $7-$14 more

Wowie. I can buy like... one small roasted chicken. Or take 2 local bus trips. That will improve my quality of life tremendously 🙄

[naomiknight-17]

On top of my disability benefits being a fucking joke, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow that I might have to pay for because I can't find my insurance card and the info they have on file is outdated

And my bank account is currently. Uh

So like. Anyone wanna help a queer disabled person afford dental care please?

https://ko-fi.com/bakerinthebasement

[naomiknight-17]

Good news and bad news

The good news: with hubby Jon's help, found the insurance info and sent it to the dentist

The bad news:

The insurance is no longer fully covering my dental care. I will still need like $40-$60 to cover tomorrow's appointment

Add that to the overdraft I need to cover and i'm short about $140

So! Again. Tips are crazy super appreciated

[lovrboyx]

The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that

[mr-leach]

My favorite part of that one Victor comic going Tumblr viral is when people add tags or comments talking about how their own cats greet them or otherwise display affection towards them. I read every single one of them because it's just a delightful thing I get to see pop up in my notes every day. Even people talking fondly of cats that are no longer here. It just feels so lovely that my silly little drawing reminds people of those blissful moments of when an animal tells you in their own way that you're important to them. I especially love seeing the names of people's cats mentioned or when folks say "my son" or "my daughter" as well it's so cute

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kholdseid]

[sighinastorm]

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

[the-haiku-bot]

As dandelions

to sidewalks, so onions to

refrigerators.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mr-leach]

Sometimes I leave the room that Victor happens to be in, well within Victor's line of sight as I do so, and he will just start to scream and holler like I've abandoned him until I inevitably say his name from like 10 feet away and he shuts up like "oh ok"

My cat is not blind, he is just very dramatic. He watches me go and instead of following me or even bothering to look for me he basically yells "MATHER WHY DID YOU LEAVE WHERE DID YOU GO oh you're in the living room"

[inertia-raptor]

He did this to me last night when I went to bed

I walked PAST HIM in the hallway and about five minutes after I made myself comfortable, he started screaming in the hallway until I called out to him

[crpl-pnk]

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

[crpl-pnk]

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

[crpl-pnk]

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

[darklingdawns]

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

[kipplekipple]

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

[planouteverythingitwentwrong-de]

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

[crpl-pnk]

AMAZING! based on this one specific individual’s experiences i will now safely assume that it’s possible for anyone to overcome hand pain & leave potholders behind for good!!! as long as you want it bad enough, anything is possible!! make this story go viral so that all those self pitying losers who still use potholders know that there’s no excuse

☆♡LIKE & SHARE IF YOU WERE INSPIRED!!!♡☆

[mr-leach]

I hate you skeeter syndrome. I hate you skeeter syndrome. I hate you skeeter syndrome. I hate you skeeter syndrome. I hate you skeeter syndrome. I hate you skeeter syndrome. I hate you skeeter syndrome. I hate you skeeter syndrome.

[mr-leach]

Took a second antihistamine despite the instructions warning against it cause I can't live like this. Breaking the law breaking the law