꒰ the guys ask bassist!reader for help with some very important… measurements ꒱
cw: 18+ mdni, drug use (weed), measuring cocks, not-quite-a-blowjob, gagging, cursing
a/n: this one’s been sitting in my drafts for a while now, finally got inspo to finish it!
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jet lag is a bitch, enough said. even though you’re on tour for like a half of your life, you still have some trouble adjusting to different timezones whenever you fly overseas. and so, you end up doing the same exact thing as usual – getting high with your boys at the ass crack of dawn in a shared hotel room.
you’re on the bed, a joint snugly tucked between your fingers as you take a puff, head resting on theo’s lap. through the light mist, you watch enzo and mattheo check themselves out in the mirror hanging on the wall, standing next to each other and flexing their abs in a silent competition.
“this is bullshit,” lorenzo huffs out when it becomes clear that mattheo is far superior in the ‘ripped’ department. the latter looks at him with a lazy smirk, pleased by such an easy win, and weakly punches enzo’s arm as a small taunt.
“i’m serious,” lorenzo whines, returning the punch with a shove to mattheo’s ribs. “we aren’t talking about the real deal here.”
both you and theo simultaneously raise an eyebrow in curiosity, but seems as though mattheo instantly gets the hint, his smirk widening into a grin.
“and what’s the real deal?” you ask, passing the joint to theo. he holds the smoke in for a few moments before leaning down and pressing his mouth to yours. a small cloud billows out of the tiny gap between your lips, and momentarily, you get lost in the moment, mind turning off. the moment gets broken by two sets of footsteps approaching the bed.
“well, it’s damn obvious, mate.”
mattheo takes a pointed look at theo’s crotch. ah, that, you quickly realise, lifting your head from theo’s thighs and looking down. he’s semi-hard already, and you’ve been feeling it against your nape for a few minutes now.
"i mean, we never really compared, have we?” enzo’s hand moves to his cock, twitching in his boxers at the contact. mattheo mirrors the action, grabbing himself and squeezing, making his dick gradually harden.
you shake your head in amusement. “seventh grade, at most,” you pretend to scold, but the sight renders you somewhat endeared, and maybe a bit aroused as well. theo, on the other hand, looks intrigued. he puts the joint out in an ashtray and straightens up. he doesn’t really have to do anything to get himself hard – he’s halfway there already.
“we don’t have a ruler or anything, but, you know…” mattheo looks at you expectantly, waiting for you to understand what he’s getting at. your eyebrows knit together momentarily, but the other guys turn to look at you as well, and realisation slowly settles in your drugged up mind.
“you’re actual animals,” you scoff, but the thought of what’s about to happen makes your thighs squeeze together; you feel your panties dampen pretty rapidly. of course, theo notices; he leans in, his breath ghosting over your cheek.
“come on, dolcezza, it’s gonna be fun,” he murmurs in a kind of voice that makes you believe him. not that you doubted it in the first place – everything these three ever suggested always turned into some type of fun. “let’s see who really gags you.”
the sight of three hard cocks pointing at you isn’t new at this point. enzo is the first one to go. you grab his thighs for support, wrapping your lips around his tip, the salty taste of precum settling on your tongue.
“damn, you’re that horny?” you mumble as you ease onto his cock, but he just chuckles in return.
“can’t help it, baby. oh fuck–”
he gasps as you take him fully, the tip already hitting the back of your throat. you easily hold him there, glancing up to notice his eyelashes fluttering at the pleasure. theo and mattheo exchange a look, letting out equally amused laughs.
“damn, mate. no gagging there, that’s a bummer,” mattheo mutters through a fit of giggles, his hand lazily moving up and down his own slick length. “careful, you might just nut.”
“shut the fuck up.” enzo rolls his eyes, shoving him in the ribs again. “she just doesn’t have any gag reflex.”
“sure. if it helps you sleep at night,” theo chimes in, stroking himself to the sight of your lips wrapped around lorenzo’s dick. next moment, it pops out of your mouth, strings of saliva dropping from your mouth and starting to drip down to his balls. enzo huffs in frustration and takes a step back, still not ready to accept his obvious defeat.
“come on, baby. let’s get you some real food.” mattheo is awfully smug as the tip of his cock glides across your wet lips. your eyes roll playfully at his arrogance, but you eagerly take him in – maybe a bit too eagerly, since you do indeed gag the second his cock slides right into your throat. he’s always been thick, but fuck, you feel it pretty damn well now. tears gather at the corners of your eyes as you hold him in your mouth, and to your surprise, you find yourself unable to do it for too long. you push back, mattheo’s cock slipping out of you and slapping against his stomach with a sinfully wet sound.
“see? told ya.” mattheo pats lorenzo on the shoulder, offering him mocking condolences.
“yeah? wait until i shove my cock up your ass. let’s hear you talk shit then,” enzo retorts, and mattheo doesn’t protest. he just smirks, knowing this threat sounds suspiciously like a promise.
by the time you get to theo, he’s fully dripping – watching you choke on mattheo does that to him. you waste no time sucking his cock in, and it slides smoothly along the walls of your throat, hitting its back in just the right way to make you gag instantly. you try to hold him in, you really do, but it just seems impossible – he’s too big for you to properly settle on his dick, and it doesn’t help that his hips buck up, pushing himself deeper into your throat. you squeeze his thighs, pulling back and slurping up the mess that is your drool and his precum. it’s dripping all over your chin anyway, mixing with the remnants of the other two.
theo grins triumphantly, looking up at enzo and mattheo, who seem genuinely baffled that theo did, in fact, turn out to be the biggest out of them all, judging by your incredibly accurate gag scale.
“you cheated, asshole!” enzo exclaims, gesturing absently towards theo’s throbbing cock and your face, which looks a bit too dazed for it to be a game anymore. “you pushed!”
“blah, blah, blah. you have to learn to accept defeat, amico.” theo leans back on the pillow, his smile wide and proud, hands clasped under the back of his head. “seems like i’m the real deal here.”
“but you saw how her lips stretched around my cock, right?!” mattheo huffs indignantly. “i’m the thickest, you gotta admit that.”
“sure, sure. i wholly believe that.” theo’s denial doesn’t seem too serious, though – after all, he’s no stranger to mattheo’s thickness, so he knows there’s a lot of truth to his assessment. “but she couldn’t even keep me in, so… i am the biggest.”
“well, i’m gonna test that right now,” mattheo almost growls with determination, already making his way to climb onto the bed. you glance at enzo, whose cock is practically weeping for attention at this point, and know that the actual real deal has just started.
okay but who’s most submissive to dominant in snp. in my mind it’s theo—> us—>mattheo—> enzo
ohh okay, idk if you meant it as theo being the most submissive and enzo being the most dominant here, but it’s actually this exact order in reverse. theo is definitely the most dominant, he can dom whoever, and he actually prefers it most of the time. coincidentally, he also tops like 95% overall. when he bottoms, it’s almost always with mattheo. very rarely does he let us peg him, and even rarer it’s enzo fucking him. but enzo is the bottom of all time, so this man is exactly where he wants to be. he’s a brat, too, but not really a power bottom—just a brat. i said it a couple of times before, but he’s a certified milf hunter and has a raging mommy kink, so him being the most submissive really tracks. mattheo though? power bottom energy all the way, sometimes a brat, sometimes a full on top + dom combo. he’s pretty verse in what he likes and does, he’s kind of just a freak for whatever. he bottoms mostly with theo, tops mostly with us and enzo, but with him, domming or subbing doesn’t depend on the physical top/bottom position. he can dom hard while his ass is filled to the brim with dick, so. like i said, power bottom. and i personally picture reader as pretty dominant, so right after theo. her strap’s been in all three asses, is what i’m saying. and mouths. justice for sucking straps.
so overall, it’s theo → reader → matt → enzo, from most to least dominant
I saw Ari (nottsangel) doing the “Theo au’s react” kind of thing and thought it would be so fun with yours too! How would your Theo au’s react to reader being quiet during sex?
i saw these reaction posts on ari’s blog too, and i love them, so i’m excited to do this with my aus too! i’m gonna be writing this for the aus that i’m more invested in and already have some content for, but if you want me to add others from my list, you can ask <3
sister’s bf!theo — with him, you’re kinda forced into being quiet when your sister’s home, so whenever you’re alone together, he wants you to be loud. i’m talking moans, whimpers, cries, whatever he can pull out of you. if you’re quiet, he’s slapping your ass hard, knowing it’s gonna make you scream for sure. “you think you can just stay quiet like that, piccola? nuh-uh, we’re only getting started.”
cult leader!theo — he’s used to you being rather quiet, because let’s be real, you’re under the influence most of the time. he’s fine with silent gasps and little whimpers, or just nothing at all. he’s just gonna cradle your head to his chest and whisper in your ear, adding to the hazy, intimate atmosphere around you. "so good, my dear. you’re taking me so well.”
chef!theo — does everything he can to encourage you to be louder, but does so gently, in case it’s not something you’re comfortable with (because he cares <3). "feels good, baby? you’re so beautiful like that, amore, let me hear those pretty sounds, yeah?”
bully!theo — he is the one who’s shutting you up by stuffing his fingers or your own panties into your mouth. he wants to hear you scream his name, it’s one of his biggest fantasies, but he also dreads anyone finding out there’s anything at all going on between you two. so he settles for degrading you for being unable to hold back your moans, while simultaneously jerking off in his room late at night, thinking how you’d sound with his name on your lips. "shut the fuck up, you’re moaning like a slut.” but if you’re actually quiet by yourself? nah, he’s still degrading as hell. "cat got your tongue, huh? or did you finally learn to shut your fucking trap for once?”
ceo!theo — he’s used to women being loud, because, well, it’s him, and everyone’s trying to impress him. so when you’re quiet, his ego takes a blow, though he’s trying not to show it. he wants to be better for you, so he’s not pressing the issue; he just keeps going, hoping that at some point, you’re gonna get comfortable enough to be louder.
lead singer!theo — he’s just surprised, because when are you ever quiet with him? he kind of gets concerned too, and almost stops to check up on you. but then you whine in protest and move your hips, signalling for him to continue, and he smirks, giving your ass a spank. "there’s my girl. don’t scare me like that again, alright?”
what’s the one thing your partner can do during sex to make you cum instantly for sinners never pray au?
5. what’s the one thing your partner can do during sex to make you cum instantly?
the guys all look at each other at the same time, as if silently, telepathically communicating with each other. mattheo licks his lips, one hand going down to rub lightly at his inner thigh. enzo notices and gives him a knowing smirk, then looks at you with an awfully playful glint in his eyes.
“call him a slut and spank him, you’ll have him nutting in seconds,” he quips, tilting his head at mattheo, who just shrugs, completely unashamed of the truth.
“yeah, and you wanna be called a good boy while you suck on some tits, like it’s better?” he retorts, slapping enzo’s shoulder as a grin spreads on his lips. enzo blushes – just a tiny bit, something he’s probably going to blame the room temperature for – and shoves mattheo in response.
“theo’s the easiest to please here,” matt says in-between stifled giggles. theo raises an eyebrow, curious as to what makes him so ‘easy’ – he’s notoriously the one who takes the longest to cum amongst the guys.
“come on, dude. some good ol’ eye contact, and you’re mush,” enzo prompts with a wink. theo lets out an amused chuckle, shaking his head as he looks down at his lap for a moment – they absolutely got him here. the other two give each other a subtle high five, clearly pleased about being right. which, to be fair, is expected – they’ve all been together so many times, it would be a shame not to know that.
꒰ bassist!reader helps drummer!mattheo and lead singer!theo unwind after a show ꒱
cw: 18+ mdni, drug use (weed), oral threesome, blowjob turned rough, throat bulge, gagging, some spitting, masturbation (m receiving), mutual masturbation (m x m), bi mattheodore, praise, cursing
a/n: finally writing for this au. couldn’t get this out of my head for a while now, and it’s also my first time properly writing a threesome of any kind, so hopefully you enjoy <3
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lorenzo went off somewhere again – probably to the tour bus to have fun with another groupie. you were just a little miffed about that, because you wanted to get some, enzo was the first to volunteer before the other two could get a word in, and now he was nowhere to be seen. you couldn’t be too mad at him, though – he’d always been a lighthead, in more ways than one.
you walked into your shared dressing room and were immediately greeted by a sight that wasn’t a surprise, yet never failed to amuse you. theo and mattheo were sprawled on the couch next to each other, passing a joint between them. mattheo was completely naked and theo only had his concert tank top on – a tight and cropped little black thing that perfectly showed off the lean muscles of his torso. their legs were spread, mattheo’s right one thrown over theo’s left thigh, and their hands were on each other’s cocks.
they lazily jerked each other off, unhurried and completely relaxed, the weed seemingly taking effect by that point. once the door behind you closed, both of them looked at you with cheeky, knowing smirks on their faces. theo blew out a small whiff of smoke and put out the joint against the table next to the couch, leaning further back into the plush surface.
"baaaaby," mattheo drawled, giving you a stupidly adorable grin and extending an arm towards you, making a grabby hand in your direction. you chuckled, shaking your head, and made a few slow steps towards the boys. they didn’t even think of stopping what they were doing, their hands still moving up and down on each other’s hard and, as you could notice under the dim lighting of the room, dripping cocks. you knew that they got especially horny under the influence, which amused you even more, but also gave you a perfect idea.
without a word, you knelt on the floor in front of them, and they perked up a bit, though their poses were still as relaxed as ever. they exchanged a look and simultaneously dropped their hands from their cocks. mattheo put his by his sides on the couch, and theo rested one on his stomach, the other one ending up on mattheo’s thigh. both of them gazed at you with as much hunger as their glassy eyes and widened pupils allowed; theo’s lips were parted, and mattheo was wetting his, taking shallow breaths through his mouth.
"cazzo, principessa… come sei dolce," theo murmured, a content smile quirking up his lips as your hands started kneading their thighs, approaching their aching cocks inch by inch. mattheo hummed in agreement, all of you having gotten used to theo’s italian by now and even starting to understand some stuff.
"you’re dolce," you answered, a teasing lilt to your voice, and theo chuckled in response, undoubtedly at your accent. his chuckle stuttered, turning into a low moan as your hands finally wrapped around their lengths, mattheo’s grunt joining him with more volume.
you didn’t spend too much time jerking them off since they did a pretty good job on that themselves – by the amount of precum leaking from their tips you could tell it wouldn’t take them too long to cum, and you wanted a taste before that happened. you scooted a bit to the right, mattheo being the first whose cock ended up in your mouth. your tongue swirled around, gathering his slickness, and you pulled away enough to spit it back, your fingers spreading the liquid along his entire length before diving back in.
"fuck," he breathed out, his hand loosely clutching the edge of the couch as his half-lidded eyes roamed over your face, fixated on your lips wrapped around him in the most enticing way. slowly, you started sucking, hollowing out your cheeks to provide more friction, while stroking theo’s dick at the same time. both of them were moaning above you, their hips twitching up every other second, and theo still had some sense in his hazy mind to caress mattheo’s thigh, which only made the latter’s pleasure more intense.
a couple of minutes later, when you started feeling theo getting restless, the movements of his hips growing a bit more sloppy, you pulled away from mattheo. he barely noticed, too lost in the world of bliss, especially since the stimulation never stopped, your hand coming in to take the place of your lips. you switched to the other side, finally taking theo’s cock into your mouth, which made him groan and impatiently grab your hair. you giggled but decided not to tease, since it was painfully obvious just how eager he was. you head started bobbing up and down as you sucked theo off, the sounds getting wetter and wetter from the amount of drool you produced due to theo being deliciously big. you choked a bit when his tip slipped into your throat, but you quickly adjusted – you were pretty used to his size already.
when you felt his cock starting to throb, you took it as a sign of him getting close, which prompted you to switch to mattheo again. a low, needy growl rumbled in his chest as he caught the sight of your pretty lips wrapped around him, his hips instantly rutting up, pushing his entire length right down your throat. you gagged again as you felt his thick cock stretching out your walls, and you were pretty sure that if you placed a hand on your throat, you’d feel his tip grinding against it from the inside. mattheo was very clearly impatient, his hand grabbing a fistful of your hair as he started shoving you up and down. he had always had a thing for throatfucking, and you didn’t mind at all, eagerly allowing him to use you as a means to get off.
theo was watching the scene through his thick eyelashes, moaning louder from time to time when your hand squeezed him just a bit tighter. when mattheo started getting close, he immediately caught that. without a word, his head turned to the side, and his hand made its way up mattheo’s body to the back of his head. theo pulled him into a messy kiss, his fingers getting tangled in mattheo’s curls, both of them groaning against each other’s lips. when you looked up, met by the sight of your boys passionately making out, you felt the heat that had been building up in your stomach increase tenfold, and you knew right that moment that you had to make them finish as soon as possible to take care of your needs too. you picked up the pace under mattheo’s insistent hand, and soon, he was loudly panting against theo, string after string of his cum releasing into your mouth.
you quickly lapped up the remnants and switched to theo, who was already on the very edge. as your lips closed around him, his hips pushed up, and you knew you’d be hoarse as hell the next day when his tip roughly hit the back of your throat. theo desperately licked into mattheo’s mouth, the latter’s jaw still hanging slack as he came down from his high, and in a matter of seconds, his cum was also dripping down your throat, hot and slightly bitter from his constant smoking.
you were breathless when you pulled away, and your throat was already starting to hurt, but a smile spread on your face at the sight of the guys on the couch. they were now lazily and sloppily making out, catching their own breaths after their intense orgasms. theo’s hand was carding through mattheo’s hair, making him let out quiet little moans into theo’s mouth, while mattheo’s hand cradled the other boy’s cheek, his thumb rubbing soft circles on the flushed skin. they were adorable like that, and truthfully, you could watch them for hours. but you still had your arousal unattended to. both of them shifted their attention when you cleared your throat, identical smirks appearing on their lips when they saw your raised eyebrow. you definitely weren’t leaving the dressing room any time soon.
I love reading about Sinners Never Pray, but I get confused. Are they all poly? Are Theo and Matt exclusive? Do they all have a relationship of some kind with Reader? I feel like I get it, and then the next time I read about them, I get confused again. Butt I absolutely love them! I honestly live just about all of your aus!
first of all, thank you 🤍 second of all, honestly, valid question! i get how it can get confusing, because i’ve never really properly explained how their relationships work. i do really want to write their origin story at some point of how the band came to be, but for now, here’s a bit of a deeper dive into their history and dynamics (under the cut since it’s quite a long and hefty read).
sinners never pray: relationship dynamics
all four of them are in a sort of hierarchical polyamorous relationship. if you guessed that mattheodore is the core couple, you would be absolutely correct. they know each other the longest (i have another ask about them two, so i’ll go more in depth there), they started the band, and they view each other as soulmates. they only get into other relationships if the other one approves, but honestly? they tried being completely open at first and found out they don’t really want to date other people separately from each other. so now, they’re a package deal, and if they find someone both of them are interested in, they discuss it with each other first. kind of the same with sex – they tried hooking up separately before, but found the chemistry lacking severely. enzo and reader are the first and only people they’re comfortable with having sex separately from each other. i wanna write some stuff in the future of how that came to be as well.
enzo is their secondary partner. it was a mutual decision from the start – he loves them, but also loves the freedom to explore (can’t really take the fuckboy out of enzo), and they’re fine with it. but they do consider each other boyfriends. he doesn’t really influence their decisions about other people beyond friendly advice, but is involved if it’s someone all three of them like (such as reader, which we’ll get to soon). the reverse is true as well, and the guys love to tease him about the sheer amount of people he sleeps with (e.g. him being somewhat of a milf chaser). theo and enzo do have something special about their relationship, and that concerns creativity. lead singer!theo is a bit of a sapiosexual, and enzo really gets him on this level. i’d say around 60% of sinners never pray songs are written by them two, and those sessions often lead to passionate moments.
with bassist!reader, it’s a bit of a funny story. they met her when the three of them were already forming the band as it’s known now, and simultaneously, the relationship of them as a throuple was forming as well. they didn’t necessarily hide it, but at first, reader was under the impression that they were all guys who occasionally hooked up, like a lot of bands do, and that’s all. they didn’t discuss much romantic stuff in general, since they were focused on getting the band to take off, but her and enzo started hooking up. enzo shared that with theo and mattheo, which led to baby said being written (mostly by enzo, but the guys did have creative input). recording the song led to ‘the talk’, and she became another secondary partner, similarly to enzo. her and enzo did have a period when they considered a mattheodore-like dynamic, but didn’t explore it much since the tour life got really hectic, and they didn’t have the luxury of spending a lot of alone time like theo and mattheo did before the creation of the band. plus, at the time it felt like they were kinda being pushed into it, since theo and mattheo are each other’s primaries, and neither reader nor enzo gravitate towards this kind of commitment. so they kinda swept it under the rug, since they’re content with how things are right now.
of course, it’s not all as polished as i described it; they don’t have a written set of rules, and like all relationships, there are problems and tension from time to time. but overall, this is how their dynamics work. i hope i managed to answer your question in a concise way and didn’t bore you to death lmao.
never have I ever said “I love you” without meaning it
꒰ 🥃 ꒱ — never have i ever
both mattheo and enzo down their shots without hesitation. theo shakes his head and stays still.
“come on, not even once?” enzo’s voice is full of pure disbelief as he slams the shot glass back on the table. “not even after really insane sex with a rando you’ll never see again?”
theo shrugs and leans back, hands clasped loosely on his lap. “nah. just never feels natural, you know? i have to mean it to say it.”
mattheo just silently grins in response. he knows all about theo’s whispered ‘i love you’s as they both get tangled between sweat-dampened sheets, exhausted and sated all at once. theo’s one and only first date ‘i love you’ – and look where it got them.
23. what’s a non-sexual turn-on that gets you hard in a second?
“do i just say it?”
mattheo bites his lip, a cheeky smirk easily slipping onto his face. enzo and theo give him knowing looks, already having an idea of what he’s going to say.
“being on stage,” mattheo confesses, completely shameless about his admission. “it’s the adrenaline, the crowd, you know? it’s fucking great. gets the blood rushing.”
“oh yeah, i think we’ve all seen your gigantic boners behind that drum set,” lorenzo teases, earning himself a lighthearted jab to the ribs. “i mean, i’m a simple guy. a little tennis skirt? yeah. that’s the shit.”
the guys share a laugh, all of them aware just how easily enzo gets swayed by a pretty little skirt. then, theo hums to himself, thinking of his own answer.
“honestly? just watching you cook would do it for me,” he says, giving you an almost bashful smile – though it doesn’t lack a hint of suggestion, giving away the fact that he’s not ashamed of his preferences at all.
mattheo groans, pretending to be exasperated. “that’s the most italian answer you could’ve given, man,” he quips, giving theo’s arm a light punch. “guess i’m off your sexy radar then, huh?”
