Feb 3, 2014
[text] You know, your friends have interesting weapons. I love the new arsenal.
[text]: You went to the spa and got weapons instead, didn’t you? [text]: What’d you pick up?
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[text] You know, your friends have interesting weapons. I love the new arsenal.
[text]: You went to the spa and got weapons instead, didn’t you? [text]: What’d you pick up?
Want to tell me why my name is being thrown about, King?
"I’m just telling the nice anon that I’d rough some poor motherfucker up for you if need be. But if you’d rather I not fart in someone’s face or punch them in their throat in your honor, just let me know."
Pimp hand? That's not something I've heard before. So you'd torture them and she'd be liable to do who knows what to them. What if she wanted you to torture them within an inch of their life? And what if it was someone you knew?
"Urban Dictionary it.
Listen, bottom line: don’t piss both of us off. It’s a grey area of possibilities. Maybe I put my bare ass on your face and squeeze out a fart or two, maybe I hammer little sharpened pieces of wood under each one of your fingernails. Whatever seems fair to both of us.
I don’t take orders from Whistler outside of the battle field, but I’m always open to suggestions. “
No one said you were Mr. Nice Guy when it comes to your partner's feelings. What do you think she'd say if you tortured the person? Or do you think she'd go to extreme measures. I hear she has quite the arsenal herself.
"If someone fucked Abby over, relationship or otherwise, whatever I ended up doing to them would be a god damn cakewalk compared to the hell she’d raise. Her pimp hand is strong.”
So you'd torture anyone that broke your partner emotionally since I doubt they could physically. That's some way to protect your family.
"Would you prefer I give them a stern talking to? Hate to burst your bubble, sweetcheeks, but I’m not always Mr. Nice Guy."
Everyone knows you and Whistler are like family. So what would you do if someone broke her heart?
"Welp, I picked up a looooot of torture tricks from the Talos clan. And you’d be surprised what someone can live through."
[naked picture meme] Damn, King... I mean I already knew what some of you looked like under there but damn.
[text]: I bet you’re wondering how much contorting I had to do to get that angle. [text]: Hot yoga has paid off.