A short incorrect quotes with leaf and leafy shadow:
Leafy shadow: Leaf, you need to calm down.
Leaf, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
Leaf: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Leafy shadow: You're drinking orange juice.
Leaf: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Leafy shadow: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start!
Leafy shadow: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.
Leaf, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.
Leaf: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Leafy shadow: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Leaf: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
*30 seconds later*
Leaf, entering the room: I burned myself.
Leafy shadow: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Leaf: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE F---ING STAIRS!
Leaf: *was reading a book*
Leafy shadow: hey leaf, you want to go airplane boarding again?
Leaf: nah, i'm busy...
Leafy shadow: there's gonna be super jets today
Leaf: *quickly looks at leafy shadow* super jets?
*and an hour later they made it to the tiny city and went airplane boarding with the super jets*