So I went to see the Michelangelo’s David today.
I walk around this masterpiece of a sculpture and lean towards my *partner*, nod my head at the David's ass and suggestively utter an emphatic "Nice..."
Only to look up and realise THAT WAS NOT MY PARTNER!!!!
MY PARTNER HAD WANDERED AWAY AND I HAD JUST TOLD SOME RANDOM DUDE THAT I AM A PERV WHO LIKES ASS!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHfuckmylife



















