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“Fuck…” Heywood leaned back in her chair, shotgunning her 12th can of beer of the morning.

“Hm?” Leary asked, sprawled on the office couch, munching on a family sized bag of chips.

“I’m craving a juicy burger…”

“Huh?! You?” Leary asked in shock.

“Y-yeah… I don’t know why… go get me some…”

Leary nodded, and posthaste willed herself onto her feet and waddled towards the cafeteria.

Heywood would finally eat something made on base.

Has a fan, AC at 12c, and 3 milkshakes and she’s overheating.

@chubbykanmuses

"They'll fatten her up"-

Who's gonna tell her...

“I-I… hff… will!”

“WHAT THE FUCK?”

“Wha?”

@chubbykanmuses

S-Sweetie please at least keep the pretense up for another week...???

“I AM going… j-just… hahh… I mean I can’t be… hahh… running around y’know?”

She huffed in disapproval.

“I’ll coordinate them… hahh… camera feeds… I’ll just do if while looking at Heywood’s body.”

@chubbykanmuses

Those are like *free* so she can take a whole fleet of them, poor thing... you'll be fine just, t-take it easy~

“They can… hahh… actually get Heywood stuff… I’ll just appreciate her beauty…~”

@chubbykanmuses

AND a medikit on hand just in case... please dear just sit down-

“I’m fine… hahh… nghh…”

Aaand she’s flopping back onto her bed, utterly exhausted.

She’ll need to bring fairies to Pearl Harbor to actually do her job.

@chubbykanmuses

...make that "few" into a whole entourage.

“Seh… hahh… hoof… seriously… mhhff… I’m fine… hahh… hooh…”

She has been on her feet for 3 minutes.

Someone get her water before she dehydrates.

@chubbykanmuses

We'll tell a few girls to help you get there uh...

“I-I can… hahhhh… pack! And walk!” She hurriedly gets up, and her wheezing gets even worse.

Poor thing is working up a generational sweat as she starts packing her suitcase.

#leary