#leastofus

[scarred-wanderer]

(From Eiryan) With a deep bow and flourish, the half-orc presented the lady hunter with a handful of violets, dill, and red, red roses.

Aruya couldn’t help but laugh softly at his over the top presentation of the bouquet, and at the way the delicate violets were almost lost among the vibrant roses. Smiling gently, she accepted the bouquet and rose on her toes to press a soft kiss to Eiryan’s cheek. “Thank you.”

[scarred-wanderer]

☭ (Serge)

Battle Theme: Never Never by Korn

Battle intro: “You sure this is what you want to do? I won’t hold back, not even for you. Especially not for you.”

Victory: “Next time, don’t start what you can’t finish, aye? Let’s get you cleaned up.”

Defeat: “Ugh. Aye, you win. You won’t next time.”

Assist: “I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I’ve got your back, as long as you need me.”

Taunt: “I think you’ve bit off more than you can chew. Big bold warrior getting whipped by a woman? It’s almost embarrassing.”

Reacting to Taunt: "Save your breath for fighting, not talking!”

Tie: “Should’ve known better than to think you could take me.” *grin* “And I suppose I should have known better than to think I could take you.”

Perfect Victory: “That was too easy. You need to spend less time trying to write me poetry and more time training.”

[livsmiscellaneousmuses]

☭ (To Boulder, From Eiryan)

Battle Theme: Another Drinking Song by Skyclad

Battle intro: “Yeh really sure wanna do this, orcy? Because it ain’t gonna go too fuckin’ well for yeh.”

Victory: “Gonna think twice about pissin’ me the fuck off next time?”

Defeat: “Yeh got fuckin’ lucky. Better be sleepin’ wit’ one damn eye open, or I’ll let Fucker piss on yer sheets.”

Assist: “Look, it’s fuckin’ simple. Yeh hold the bastard down, I gut ‘im, an’ Fucker ganws on ‘is balls.”

Taunt: “Too damn slow, orcy! Maybe yeh need to get yer fat arse out on the fuckin’ road, ‘stead of sittin’ in the city like a damned fool!”

Reacting to Taunt: *unintelligible-but-furious Dwarvish curses*

Tie: “Eh, fuck it. C’mon, I’ll buy yeh a drink. Bastard.”

Perfect Victory: “I fuckin’ told yeh not to try it, yeh big dumb bastard! Fuckin’ suck on that!”

[livsmiscellaneousmuses]

۞ (Boulder, from Eiryan)

Pros:

Lots of cuddlesShe’d help him in the healing clinicShe’d be fiercely loyal to/protective of him

Cons:

Fucker tries to sleep in the bed with himBoulder’s standards of hygieneBoulder’s short fuse