#lecterwill

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Happy Birthday lecterwill

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lecterwill

another url i am v familiar with. probably contributed the most to marchmadsness/madsocalypse out of any fannibal. overall fab blogger.

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suddenly gets self-conscious because some people I really admire are following me and I don't know what to do besides act like an idiot

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tag-aholic

tagged by: sylvadove  (I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS THO. BUT THANKS FOR TAGGIN ME)

rules

Always post the rules

Answer the questions from the person who tagged you

Write 11 new ones

Tag 11 people and link them to the post

Actually tell them you tagged them

The Questions: 

What’s your favourite quote? "No matter how strait the gate, or charged with punishment the scroll. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul." 

The last time you had fun?  I don't even know my life is so depressing

Who is your favourite book character?   Samuel Hamilton from "East of Eden" by Steinbeck

Put your MP3 player on shuffle and name the song that first came up?    "Rain" by the Beatles (i don't even like that song)

What your favourite drink in the morning?   good ol' water

What’s your favourite time of the day?   3pm in the afternoon

What’s you favourite thing to cook?    scrambled eggs because i'm so good at it not braggin

Do you do sports?   hahahahaahahahhaahhahahaha no.

How are you dressed today?    i'm in my pjs

In which century would you like to live?   19th or 20th

What helps you if you are in a scary situation?   nothing. i just get scared, nothing saves me

My 11 Questions:

1. if you could be one person in the hannibal universe, who would you be? 

2. if you could read only one book for the rest of your life over and over again, which book would it be?

3. have you ever had a near-death experience?

4. what language do you wish you could speak?

5. would you rather be able to do something you're passionate about but never make money, or do something you don't like but live really, really comfortably?

6. how do you deal with stress?

7. do you shower in the morning or at night or both?

8. cat person or dog person or neither or both?

9. what is your favorite food in the whole universe?

10. do you ever procrastinate so much you just give up on trying?

11. is my url lovely or what

Tagging people:

going-mads lecterwill barnabeebaby haninibal chibibanane mikkelsenning anfie24 yes-dralanabloom muggetchikelsen ladymikkelsens nothinghere-isvegetarian  because winston loves you guys

I would love if you answer it. But you don’t have to. Have fun. 

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lecterwill-primary submitted:

Bb I’m so sorry for this but your answer to 11th question inspired me :3

„Doctor Lecter, pssst…I think it’s time.” Tara the ghost hovered to Hannibal’s left. The man crossed his legs in self defence, he was in the middle of a session with a new patient.

Tara wasn’t easily discouraged. “You should totally pull it, like, right now, I don’t think anyone here would mind.”

Hannibal closed his eyes in consternation. His dick ached, he had whipped it three times today already, once in the Tesco meat section.

“Just rub it through the pants, he won’t even notice.” Tara’s tempting voice whispered into his sensitive ear. His hand moved unwittingly between the crossed legs. He would only rub once, to ease the tension.

Tara smiled in evil satisfaction.

I GOT A FANFIC WRITTEN ABOUT ME!!1 ITS ME/HANNIBAL LECTER?!!!!!! THIS IS THE LIFE AFFIRMATION i HAVE BBEEN WAITING FOR!

omg hannibal lecter shopping in Tesco wtf he likes to slum it when he jerks off huh

BB CAKES I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. YOU ALREADY KNOW.

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I got tagged by my sweet bb 

I'm answering your questions but im not making up questions again omg so much hard work.

My Questions:

Would you fuck Hannibal Lecter if you were sure he wouldn’t murder you? Yes, even if he might kill me like fuck it id be happy to go.

Kitties or puppies? omg dont make me chose. Ok kitties. But puppies are so ridiculous <3

Tell an embarrassing story (either something that happened to you or that you saw happen to someone else). :3 Everyone at work says my smile is really creepy and it made me so embarrassed to smile now omg the shame i am a creeper.

Do you like having friends for dinner? Never tried.

Jam or Nutella? omg jam. Stawberry jam on toast mmmmmmmm

What’s your happiest memory? My mum looking after me when i was sick when i was young.

Do you shave your legs? Not very often.

Would you shave Will Graham if you could? (sorry XD) Yes of course

Do you believe any stereotypes? (If yes, name which ones.) Well, yeah. A lot of them I guess cos humans are dumb like that. There are so many that I probably believe in that are horribly ignorant but I try to judge people when I meet them individually, not by what I have heard from other ignorant people.

Where are you from? England. <3

If you woke up as a ghost that had to follow Hannibal around, would you become his little angel and try to talk him out of doing evil or would you be the devil on his shoulder, like “eh doc, that dude is hella rude, let’s fry his ass good”? Or would you whisper in his ear that Will would look great with his brain on fire from desire instead of encephalitis?  I would encourage him to masturbate regularly.

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I'm having a very surreal Valentine's day this year.