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John Waters and Björk at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party (2001)
Shawn Hatosy characters & their favorite parts of your body MDNI
Sammy Bryant is an ass man (that’s his stress toy. He’s always slipping his hand down your back to palm it, even in public. Everyone knows you’re his anyway, so why should he care if they see him touch you?)
Pope Cody is a boob guy (where else would he lay his head?? Nothing soothes him quite like laying half on top of you, his face turned in to your cleavage, your soft skin against his lips. He’ll lay sideways in your lap, sucking your nipples while you jerk him off, murmuring about how sweet and perfect he is for you.)
Titus Danforth has a thing for necks (so he can mark you as his. He’ll leave the craziest hickies and he absolutely refuses to let you cover them. He likes to fit his palm to the base of your neck and hold you still while he fucks you. He sits you at his feet during meetings, one hand cupping your neck under his desk while you cockwarm him)
Jack Abbot would say some shit like “personality” but really he’s got a thing for your thighs and stomach (he likes to fuck your thighs, he loves to bite the soft swell of your tummy when he goes down on you)
Grant Reilly worships your hands. Soft, but strong (he likes to play with your fingers, intertwine them with his when you go out. He trembles and swears when you jerk him off, your fingers standing out against the flushed skin of his cock.)
Brett Richards loves your hips (he palms them when he walks up behind you and kisses your neck, grips them tight enough to bruise when he goes down on you so you can’t squirm away, uses them as handles to pull you back against him over and over, driving his thick cock into your fluttering hole)
Boyd Fowler is into feet 🐾
Jacek Yerka - Tsunami --
Pspspspspspspspsps
let’s all be grown women together❤️
let’s all get old and have wrinkles and sun damage and facial hair ❤️
LET’S EAT FOOD AND GET GRAY HAIR😍
Bob Ross: what the heck, let's get crazy. Let's add another cloud right here
Me: fuck em up Bobby
the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now
i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
Dolphizza hahaha made me giggle but I've gotta get out of here and make chicken Caesar salad!!
can not recommend letting your child do a big scream when they are frustrated enough. Just straight up ask them like "hey do you need to do a big scream?" And if they say yes let cover your ears and say okay GO and let them scream because you know what eventually when you're really frustrated your little person with your face is gonna look at you with their ears covered and yell "HEY DO YOU NEED TA DO A BIG SCHREAM?!" and you can just... do a big scream and it won't scare them and you will feel better too
How come Pope Cody is a violent murderer and a cutie patootie
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Triptych of Saint Mary Magdalene, Moszczenica Nizna, Poland, circa 1480
from The National Museum in Krakow
(vía Mary Magdalene with Angels)
Mary Magdalene with Angels. Completed c. 1490. Medium, limewood.
This piece is located in Munich’s Bavarian National Museum, the Bayerisches Nationalmuseum. Tilman Riemenschneider.
Tilman Riemenschneider was a master sculptor and woodcarver from the late medieval.