[notes: can u guys tell waterboy is my absolute favourite character in dispatch? he's like a rlly wet puppy i wanna squeeze his cheeks and kiss him silly]
It’s safe to say that during Waterboy’s career as a hero for the SDN, he has never been put in an interrogation-like situation by villains before.
However, this cannot be said the same for interrogations from heroes.
“Speak now, wetwipe-boy, where did you put my leftovers!?” Flambae demanded. His voice was laced with annoyance and anger, as if he didn’t have Waterboy pinned down under him and tickling him until he was (literally) a puddle of giggles on the breakroom’s floors.
“Yeah, waterbitch! Tell us where you left my boy’s leftovers!” Prism joined in, her fingers squeezing around Waterboy’s sides. He curled up in response, endless giggles pouring out of his mouth as he tried to wriggle away from his offenders.
“Wa-waAhAHha! I doOHohhon’t knowhow!” Waterboy cried. He felt Prism's penicured nails slowly climb up to his ribs, and brought his arms down to clench around his torso, a poor attempt to guard himself against the duo.
The two ex-villains continued their interrogation on Waterboy on the floor of the breakroom. Flambae was currently sitting on top of him, preventing the poor water-hero from wriggling away. His hands roamed around his stomach, giving him belly scratches as if he were a small, playful puppy. “NohOHOHo- Noho-oHOht theeEHHEher!”
“What, got nothing to say for your actions? You too ashamed of your actions to admit you threw away my leftovers? Again?” Waterboy could only laugh desperately in response; a few snorts escaped his lips as Flambae’s hands clawed at a particularly ticklish part of his stomach. Waterboy tried to grab Flambae or Prism’s ticklish hands, but it only resulted in him flailing his arms around rather stupidly and adorably.
“I- ihihi swehehEHEear! I dihihidn’t throhoHohohow it awaAHahahay!” he pleaded for mercy.
“Lies again? You water bitch, you should know better than to lie to ME!”, Flambae threatened. He then grabbed both of Waterboy’s hands in one of his own, rather easily, and held them up in the air. Leaving all of his torso free for torment tickles. Prism seized the moment and paused to pull out her phone to film their victim.
Waterboy’s eyes widened with panic, muttering and spilling broken syllables out in desperation for mercy. “Wa-wahahit, plu-please! Let-let’s tah-talk about this?” Flambae and Prism exchanged glances, and a devilish-like smirk appeared on both of their faces. Waterboy felt his heart drop. Oh no…
The two ex-villains eyed him down like deadly predators locking onto their prey. “Listen here, Waterbitch-babe, let’s make a deal.” Prism started, her phone pointed directly at him. “If you can make it through 3 minutes of tickling WITHOUT letting out a single laugh, we’ll let you go like this never happened.”
As if Waterboy couldn’t get any redder, the blush on his face grew as he felt the pressure of the situation. If he could get by 3 minutes of tickling without laughing, they would leave him alone.
He nodded lightly, figuring that he probably wouldn’t be able to get any coherent words out for them to understand clearly. The smirk on Prism and Flambae’s faces only grew wider. They remained silent for a few moments, building anticipation for their victim before suddenly going downtown on his defenceless torso.
Unfortunately for Waterboy, this was going to be the worst 3 minutes of his entire SDN career.
Flambae’s right hand restrained Waterboy’s arms mid-air without room for struggle, while his other hand clawed and spidered across Waterboy’s stomach. “Coochie coochie coo, waterbitch. Is the tickling too much for you to handle? It’s okay, baby boy, just laugh it all out, and this will all be over~” Flambae’s baby talk and teasing made the tickling much worse for Waterboy. He opted to just close his eyes, in hopes it would block out the ticklish sensations.
Prism, on the other hand, used both hands to mercilessly tickle him with killer accuracy. Her skillful hands switched between scratching and squeezing at his hip bones. But he stayed firm, puffing his cheeks out and biting the inside of his lips to stop himself from laughing.
Waterboy felt like he was going to die!
Her hands jumped from squeezing his hip bones to counting each rib one by one. And laughter and snorts flooded from Waterboy. His reaction earned devilish smiles from Flambe and Prism. “NOHOHoHoho! *snort* PLEHeheHEsae- WHahahahAHhai- *snort* whHAHAhait!” He was laughing and snorting so hard he was sure the entire dispatcher branch of the SDN could hear him!
Suddenly, the doors of the breakroom opened. “Hey, Flambae. Sorry, but I think I accidentally mistook your leftover for mine?” Blonde Blazer walked in, looking suspiciously at her, or Flambae’s, leftovers.
She looked up to the scene in front of her: two vicious villains from the Z-team ganging up on the janitor-turned-rookie-hero. Her eyes glowed a bright golden, ready to step in and intervene. But the giddy laughter from Waterboy immediately calmed her down
A soft smile grew on her face as she left the scene. She was really glad she wasn’t in Waterboy’s shoes.
god because i just KNOW Waterboy is a squirmer when he’s tickled. if you surprise he jolts initially and might try to protest—not really understand what you’re doing at first—but then he just starts melting and progressively becoming more and more incoherent.
“W-what are you- you- wait, wait—! You-! S-stop! Gh- ghehehehe! What.. you— you! Why are you..? Wh-! Ehehehe-heh-!! s-stop!”
but i think if you’re closer with him he very much doesn’t mind it. i feel like he’s not too used to being close to people—especially not physically—due to his arguably weird and kind of gross power. it takes him a long time to pick up on when others are about to wreck him so he’s always surprised when it happens.
if you ask him he will literally short circuit. he cannot say yes, even if he had to save his life. the best you’ll get out of him is a nod because the embarrassment combined with the stutter is too much for him sometimes.
try asking him questions while you’re tickling him. he squeezes his eyes shut so tight and might try to cover his face with his hands, but at the same time it’s a struggle because he wants to stay still for you. softer tickles on his sides make him giggle uncontrollably, while if you scribble a bit rougher he laughs—like a lot—very similar to the squealing of a mouse. he literally looks like :] when he smiles, bros a sunshine
self indulgent but i want to blow raspberries on his tummy so bad. even if he knows it’s coming he gets real nervous in anticipation and the tittery giggles that just spill out uncontrollably is almost as bad as the burst of laughter when the raspberry actually happens. his whole body just vibrates under you and you can feel the giggles rumbling up from the deepest pit of his belly. def needs a break afterwards tho because he gets the jitters from laughing too much. be kind to the poor guy
flambae and prism would be the most evil ler team known to SDN and this is an objective FACT
they would gang up and bully the absolute heck out of their lee, anyone who witnesses their tickle attacks would be too scared to intervene
flambae would use one hand to pin the lee's arms down (he's strong enough, have u seen his arms??) while using his other arm to tickle wherever
prism, being THE BITCH she is, somehow manages to pinpoint every ticklespot the lee has and would abuse the heck out of them, shes a killer ler
i like to think that they would gang up on waterboy the most because
he's the easiest to tickle out of everyone on the team
he's like a a little (tall) puppy that you cant help but resist giving belly rubs (tickles) too
"it will build his confidence"
robert has witnessed this bullying the most out of everyone in the SDN, he tried to break them up but got hella tickles in the end by both (fortunately, waterboy was spared)
after that incident, robert chose to just watch from a very safe distance whenever he saw them bully waterboy, calling them out of they feel like theyre going a bit too hard on the poor wetwipe boy xdddd
like this post if i should write a fic of this happening
waterboy is 100% the most ticklish member on the z-team no doubts
after spending more time as a member of the z-team, the others would start tickling him a lot to tease him instead of just straight up one-sided banter xd
robert banned flambae from verbally bullying waterboy, he immediately changed his tactics into bullying him through tickles xddd (waterboy is not safe from flambae, i think he tickles him the most)
i also think robert would give cheer up tickles to waterboy too when he's feeling down or the z-team would gang up on him to tickle the nervousness out of him
ahhh i need to see this boy get wrecked so baddddd
