#lee kanker

[turtledraw333]

Ed, Edd N Eddy Reverse ✨

reverse lee

Es novia de eddy siempre ayuda a su novio con las estafas,trabaja en una cafetería para salir adelante a sus dos hermanas y es la chica popular de la escuela

[thatfreak03]

(Sorry for any spelling, grammar, or drawing mistakes.)

I think they would hate each other.

[wabbitguy]

Lee but she's older and bathes more often

[thatfreak03]

(Sorry for any spelling, grammar, or drawing mistakes.)

I tried to look up the original audio for this joke but couldn't find it. I think it was originally posted on Vine. Also, the song they are singing is All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.

[sushiwithasideofcake]

Custom lee kanker outfit

[bug-that-eats-worms]

slight lee kanker redesign (lee-design, if you will)

[lizalfosbokoblinus]

This wasn't an unusual in my opinion.It might be a much powerful pairing in the current Canon. Even though this pairing only appeared once in that valentine day episode.

I mean it could be much more constant series.

Cause let's be honest kevin doesn't seem to be able to get that he could have been with nazz.

Even Though they have a good friendship.

It just doesn't seem like nazz can pick up when someone is in love with her .

The evidence by that one episode where the guys fell in love with her.

Well all except rolf.

Anyway lee is holding what appears to be a cigarette. She's trying to quit what's apparently a bad habit.

As we all know cigarettes are hard to quit.

She had stopped when her first born was born , which is twelve year old boy on her right.They named him Eric.

In the second pregnancy she managed to quit long enough. But what causes her to do it again was that she had some issues.

An as you o see the cigarette is not lit , so it's technically not really smoking.

Now she's in her third trimester of pregnancy. But why she has a unlight cigarette that She's just holding in her mouth.Well she figured that it was better to just hold it than to smoke it.

And kevin has gotten a job as a Car mechanic.Which is run by sarah's father. That's why there is that ed tag on his clothes.

By the way their baby girl in lee's arm is named is bianca. And their son is named Eric an 12 years old Anyway, I don't own these characters, except my ocs.They belong to their creators.Well Enjoy.

[lizalfosbokoblinus]

This is basically what I think would happen if rolf would actually try to court Lee Kanker and married her.

And this is how I think it would go with Rolf declaration of love :

Preparing the Words (with Ed)Rolf would not write a normal love letter. He would view it as a treaty or a solemn vow, asking Ed to help because Ed understands strange concepts well.

The Scene: Rolf is at his kitchen table with a giant quill, while Ed eats a piece of paper.The Draft:"Lee-Kanker-Girl,You are the sturdy potato in the stew of my life. Like the two cats upon this stone, you are fierce, yet soft behind the star-shaped back [Rolf gestures wildly]. Your kiss is not the smelly eel, but the sweet beet of Romania.Take this tiger lily—it is as wild as your hair, yes? Be the keeper of Rolf's livestock.Signed,Rolf, Son of a Shepherd.

Getting Lee Alone : Rolf, being a master of rituals, would use his Urban Ranger status to trap her, but not in a scary way. He would know Lee appreciates strength and directness.

The Strategy: Rolf leaves a "formal summons"—a rock with a twig tied to it—outside the Kanker trailer, telling her to meet him at his farm's vegetable patch to discuss "the smuggling of forbidden rutabagas."

The Trap: When Lee shows up, Rolf has instructed Ed to surround them with a barrier of stacked hay bales.

"Keep the other Kanker-sisters away, Ed-Boy, or I will bestow upon you the Hat of Discipline!"

3. Delivering the Gifts and WordsRolf approaches Lee, holding the tiger lilies and the natural stone cat necklace in his rough hands. He speaks in his signature third-person, high-energy style.

Rolf's Dialogue:

"Halt, Lee-Kanker-Girl! Do not step on the radishes!Rolf has observed you from his backyard kingdom. While others fear your strength, Rolf sees a woman who can handle the plow! [He presents the tiger lilies].These are flowers of the wild field—not pampered city weeds! They resemble the fire in your eyes, yes?[He holds out the necklace]And this! A pendant! Real polished stone from the old country, with two cats protecting you, just as I hope to protect you from the stinky eels of this land. It has a star on the back! Like your beauty—unseen by puny Ed-Boys, but recognized by Rolf!Take them, Lee-Kanker-Girl, and make Rolf's heart do the polka!

Rolf would look at her proudly, sweating, waiting for an answer while Wilfred the pig nods in the background.

Lee, usually aggressive, would likely be stunned into silence or blush heavily, finding his direct, traditional approach incredibly refreshing.Lee's Reaction: "Well, look at you, farm boy..." (She takes the necklace, immediately puts it on, and breaks a hay bale over her knee, impressed).

The Ed-Boys: Panic and Confusion

Eddy (The Jealous Business Rival): Eddy would be absolutely livid—not because he loves Lee, but because he’d view it as a "hostile takeover" of his territory. He’d likely try to charge Rolf a "brokerage fee" for the introduction, only to be chased away by Rolf’s goat, Victor.

Double D (The Concerned Scientist): He would be terrified of the "biological implications" of a Kanker-Shepherd alliance. He’d probably try to draft a 50-page safety manual on how to interact with a Kanker without sustaining blunt-force trauma.

Ed (The Best Man): Ed would be thrilled. He’d likely try to move into the barn with them and ask if he can "be the flower girl" at the wedding, wearing a bucket on his head and throwing literal flour everywhere

.The Kanker Sisters: Jealousy and SuspicionThe Kankers usually move as a pack, so a "solo" romance for Lee would cause major drama at the trailer park.

Marie: She would be highly suspicious. She’d think Lee is "softening up" and might try to sabotage the date by hiding a dead fish in Rolf’s accordion. She’d only approve if she could use the distraction to kidnap Double D.

May: May would be the only one genuinely touched. She’d see the tiger lilies and the cat necklace and start sobbing because it’s "so dreamy," secretly wishing her "hunky Big Ed" would bring her a polished stone instead of a piece of gravy-soaked toast.

Kevin and Nazz:

The "Wingmen" in Disbelief Kevin: Even though he gave the advice, seeing it actually work would freak him out. He’d watch from his bike, muttering, "Rolf, you're a total dork," but he’d secretly be impressed that his buddy managed to tame a Kanker.

Nazz: She would be genuinely supportive, though a bit overwhelmed by Rolf's intensity. She’d probably tell Lee, "Looking good, girl!" while internally wondering why Rolf didn't just get her a normal box of chocolates instead of a necklace with "two cats of the old world.So they date for several years.Including after they both graduate high school.

Then they get married an have children is the twelve year old son named Omar, age 7 daughter wearing the Bandana Named Silva, age 5 daughter in purple dress named Lyra. And the 3 week newborn baby Kasey. Also lee is pregnant with another unborn baby an is 8 months pregnant.