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[reptiliaherps]

my coworker krizden surprised me and tried to grab my manager’s keys out of my hands and I yelled “NO” and fucking grabbed his arm and threw him over my shoulder onto the ground and he just laid there for like three seconds and whispered “carr....you’re so dangerous.” and that’s my day

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my birthday

So!!! Because I didn’t want to work until 11 PM on my birthday, my coworker Alex offered to take my shift today, and I would take hers. Mine was 1600-2300 and hers was 1700-2100. So I was totally pumped to only have to work four hours.  So I get there and Alex is arguing with one of the managers, as usual, being a giant bitch. She’s 16 years old and has a horrible attitude and has been fired from essentially every job she’s ever gotten. She got written up again today and the managers were discussing the fact that they might fire her because of her behavior.  So, instead of finishing her (my) shift she stomped her feet, yelled “I QUIT” and just...left. Which left only me and one other person who was going to be leaving at 2000 to handle saturday night dinner rush.  Which was hell.  My manager, Julie, who has always been very good asked that if we couldn’t find cover for me if I could stay until 11 PM. I told her not to bother trying to find cover since they were already up to their elbows in trying to find people to cover Alex’s shifts for next week, stayed until 11. My feet hurt like all heck! 

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So, on May 9 I’m going to a wedding filled with rich people who are going to be paying me around 100 dollars each for me to be the designated driver. My dad said he’ll pay me 100 to drive him & my mom to and from the wedding, one of his brothers (i think) is paying me 100 to be his DD, and another dude is gonna pay me 100 to drive him out every hour so he can go chain smoke. Those are just the guaranteed ones, I will likely have other people asking me to drive since everyone will know I’ll be transporting people. SO I’m definitely going to make 300 that night, might make upwards of 500 if other people want me to drive them around. I’ll be able to drive my dad’s new 2015 tahoe too, which has a navigation system on it. 8D  Since I’ll be transporting mostly drunk men I wholly intend to be carrying my knife on me though. Can never be too careful.  On another note, I’m also getting $394.00 back in a federal tax return. Dad did my taxes for me with some fancy prancy accountant dude but didn’t have my bank account number so instead of having it directly deposited into my account I have to wait upwards of possibly 6 weeks for the check to come in the mail.  I only make around 300 dollars per pay check so the added money from the tax return and the wedding are gonna help greatly. 

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Nursing school really kind of scares me because of the whole "nurses eat their young" thing which, mind you, the new generations of nurses are trying to change this. The newer generation of nurses know and acknowledge that everybody learns differently and treating someone like a toddler in scrubs and being unkind until they "prove themselves" is not an effective method for everyone. They acknowledge that someone can still be a great nurse without what is basically the hazing process of a new nurse. That being said, when I finish nursing school, I'm likely going to be learning under the older nurses that still value the practice of chewing up and spitting out new graduates. Before I even finish nursing school I will be working as a PCT and I'll likely be working at the hospital my parents worked at. Problem is basically how I'm looked at will largely have to do with how much they dislike my stepfather versus how much they like my mother, and I'll have pressure on me to perform well being that I'm the daughter of the ex-chair of pediatrics (he moved to a different hospital) and one of the nursing supervisors. I want to go to the nursing school that my mom went to which means I'll have a better chance at working in the ER my mom worked in for 10 years but BLAH. Rambles and stress.

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3 Krrah sketches that I found.

[reptiliaherps]

i am 100% not ashamed

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So my brother forgot to sign the declaration on his SATs and a guidance counselor from school came over to my house to have Kenny sign it Mind you. This man works in special education and is rich as hell. He has the most yuppie middle aged white I-wipe-my-ass-with-50-dollar-bills car I have ever seen and he came in wearing this expensive ass coat and tracked mud all over the floors I just mopped. There was a bag of tampons sitting right in the middle of the table in front of him and he looked SO uncomfortable and was trying extremely hard to not look at them. The best part about it was that I was sitting across from him drinking coffee out of my giant "MALE TEARS" coffee mug watching him with the most satisfied expression over his discomfort. The planets aligned for this to happen.

[reptiliaherps]

what happens when someone asks my name

[7:36:56 PM] The Department of Exceptionally Wee Wonders: yo sexie britches what is your name omg

[7:37:00 PM] ☆beanie☆: carr [7:37:05 PM] sexy britches: carr [7:37:09 PM] The Department of Exceptionally Wee Wonders: carr [7:37:12 PM] sexy britches: carr is my name [7:37:13 PM] sexy britches: i mean [7:37:14 PM] Rave: carr [7:37:14 PM] ☆beanie☆: Carr [7:37:14 PM] sexy britches: yea [7:37:15 PM] sexy britches: Carr [7:37:19 PM] The Department of Exceptionally Wee Wonders: car [7:37:21 PM] The Department of Exceptionally Wee Wonders: vroom vroom [7:37:22 PM] Rave: carr [7:37:22 PM] ☆beanie☆: Carr? [7:37:31 PM] The Department of Exceptionally Wee Wonders: Fucktruck