#leftxcheek

[the-shadowed-gladiator]

Shadow Stalker glances around slyly, a devious little smile cracking on her features. She takes a deep breath before- "ROBERT EPPS IS A FINE PIECE OF HOT CHOCOLATE!" "-That is all."

[songbirdoftyran]

leftxcheek replied to your post: Kink: Epps

I GUESS???? WHAT

You’re not a kink, you’re a treat. There’s a difference.

[songbirdoftyran]

He's been coughing like he's dying for days now. It hasn't been /that/ bad, at least not until this point. Now he sounds pained as he wheezes and inhales as much air as his choked lungs can take. He /should/ be getting rest and trying to break his fever but instead, he'd doing paperwork because evil never rests.

Her human has been making the most annoying and distressing sounds for days. Ratchet tells her that Epps suffers from viruses regularly. By now, she knows how to care for him, what medicines to give and what dose, how to make him recharge..."Robert, darling. What are you doing?" She asks, placing her helm on his shoulder. She can clearly see WHAT you're doing, but her tone is asking WHY THIS?

[songbirdoftyran]

Hummingbird + Epps (YOU KNOW THE ONE)

Who asks the other on dates: Epps, because Hummingbird isn’t too aware of the custom.Who is the bigger cuddler: Hummingbird wants all the touches she can get from her squishy human.Who initiates holding hands more often: See aboveWho remembers anniversaries: Cybertronians never forget.Who is more possessive: Epps. That’s his gurl, bro.Who gets more jealous: I can’t see either of them getting jealous, they’re both adults and their relationship is really unique.Who is more protective: Hummingbird. Her human is squishy and easily shot.Who is more likely to cheat: Probably neither, but it’d probably be Epps wanting to try a poly relationship with another Transformer.Who initiates sexy times the most: BothWho dislikes PDA the most: Hummingbird, because sometimes she wants to keep it professional.Who kills the spider: Hummingbird puts the spider outside, because Epps has a Thing since his deployment in the Middle Eastern desert where large insects existWho asks the the other to marry them: EppsWho buys the other flowers or gifts: EppsWho would bring up possibly having kids: EppsWho is more nervous to meet the parents: Hummingbird’s “parents” are Pedalback and any of the other bigger mechs that watch out for her and Epps already works with them. He’d get very stern threats of violence about breaking her spark. Hummingbird faces down Cons at her size, meeting Epps parents is nothing.Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Epps is banished.Who tries to make up first after arguments: HummingbirdWho tells the other they love them more often: Epps

[dragonicusknight]

leftxcheek replied to your video: YAAASSS!! Drag him!!!

Yiiiisssssss -v- 

[songbirdoftyran]

sits in lap.

You know that cute thing monsters do when they fall for the gorgeous, delicate thing, that when they’re given affection they don’t know what to do with their hands?

That is the position Hummingbird takes as the man inserts himself into her space. Her servos stay out to her sides, held up in surprise. 

By the AllSpark, does this human create the most powerful fight or flight instincts in her. Mostly flight, as she wants to run from these feelings and affections that she doesn’t feel she deserves. But oh, how she wants to touch him…

Slowly, as if finally computing what’s happening, her arms lower back down. One wraps around him as the other goes back to her computer work. Outwardly she tries to act as if this is a normal situation. But she will thank Primus endlessly if this human’s patience lasts with her.

“Did you need something?” She asks lightly.

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leftxcheek replied to your post: When you are trying to talk yourself out of a new...

*palpatine voice* DO EET

YOOOOUUU mother fucker..... i am going to do it when dinner is cooking

[songbirdoftyran]

leftxcheek replied to your post: Hummingbird: Hey, look at all these flirting...

“I think you’re pretty rad.”

That is why we must PANIC