Bill just caught Legosi and Louis heavily making out
Bill: Guys, you don’t have to worry. Your secret is safe with me. To even it out, I’m going to tell you ALL OF MY SECRETS.
Louis: Bill,that’s not neces-
Bill: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks.
Bill: I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it.
Bill: I don’t know what a Beastar is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
Bill: When they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is.
Bill: When I was a baby my head was so big they did experiments on me.
Bill: I once threw a beer at Dom and then he attacked Kai for it.