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Louis: You’re full of good qualities, Legosi.

Louis, pointing at his chest: This, for example.

Legosi, touched: M-my heart?

Louis:

Louis: No, I meant your man tits. But your heart it’s also a good quality.

Legosi:

I just had a dream about refund receipts, which, awful, I need a new job.

On the other hand the person asking for a refund was Louis looking like this, so swings and roundabouts I guess

Like the hat?

Louis: Do you remember when you stole my heart?

Legosi: What?

Louis: I've been planning my revenge since then, I want to steal something from you too.

Louis, getting on one knee, ring out: I want to steal your last name, Legosi.

Louis: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired. I’ll come later.

Legosi, whining: But darling, I’ll be so lonely without you! Only if I curl in your arms I can feel whole again...

Louis: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Legosi: Is it working?

Louis:

Louis: Yes. Now make room.

Louis: For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming.

Legosi: ...

Louis: But then I remembered, you already have me in your life!

Legosi: You forgot my birthday again, didn't you?

Louis: Yes I did, I’m so sorry

Louis, watching Legosi do something stupid and dangerous: Fuck, I can't believe I'm going to sleep with him.

Bill:

Bill: You don't have to, you know that?

Louis: No, I'm going to.

Made a thing

#silly louis