lehuka i want your silliest little headcanons about
Jaskier
Geralt
Ciri
Yennefer
I want them to be absolutely outrageous, like what somebody will eat for breakfast but won't eat for dinner or something like that. I want to hear about what makes Geralt's eye twitch uncontrollably, you hear???
Jaskier
- [ ] absolutely refuses to let Geralt do the laundry. Because of course, when the harder Witcher does it, it ends up all hard and scrubbed clean and that simply will not do he has FANS to impress gErAlt-
- [ ] he’s worn dresses several times because they suit him quite well and they’re very good to dance in actually
- [ ] despite his upbringing, he’s not a picky eater at all. He loves to try new things, even if they’re disgusting, because he’s naturally curious. He’s been traveling with a Witcher, cavorting with a sorceress, and in so much danger already that what could this vaguely blue looking quiche do to him? (gErAlt picks up the pieces of a bard with terrible diarrhea)
Geralt
- [ ] He can get just like. So focused on things. Sometimes his brain is trying so hard to figure something out that he zones out completely until something jolts him to attention
- [ ] big teef Geralt supremacy. Is it visually canon maybe no but I DO NOT CARE!! Geralt with big ol canines that he can sink into a creatures neck at a moments notice! Geralt baring his teeth right back at incoming monsters! Geralt and the wolves nipping each other when they were younger!!!
- [ ] He never lost that imaginative spirit that he had as a child. This man 100% narrates what he’s doing in his head. Like “okay the warrior dodges left and swipes in a long arc- he’s going to make it and there he goes to rescue the princess…”
Ciri
- [ ] She picks up things from wherever she goes. You cannot tell me that the girl who never really left Cintra doesn’t want to keep mementos of oddities that she comes across!!
- [ ] The kind of brave where you get scared long after the danger is passed. She knew Geralt would help. She knew what to do. It’s hours later that she quakes in fear.
- [ ] I like to think about all the fancy things she was probably used to that are leftover since everything went to hell- like does she know how to get dressed by herself?? Probably not too great, no… and she’s got expensive tastes. Ciri loves hanging out with Jaskier for that reason… because it’s a taste of home.
Yen
- [ ] she’d probably be a vegetarian if she was in modern times I don’t make the rules
- [ ] Yennefer doesn’t always wear the latest styles: I don’t see her as this huge fashion mogul. She takes what she can get and wears it with such confidence and power that it makes people think they’re the latest thing.
- [ ] Yennefer gets along great with dogs. She’s used to dealing with people who are like them enough, so it makes perfect sense to me.
Also, breakfast orders if they were at a modern diner:
Jaskier orders a single pancake with something in it, probably with some scrambled eggs and fruit. He needs to maintain his figure, but that’s no excuse not to have fun.
Geralt prefers a meat lovers shitshow- it’s got bacon, sliced meats, sausage… protein paloza.
Ciri wants the grand slam lumberjack kind of thing! Some meats, some waffles with loads of syrup, and eggs with maybe some veggies.
Yennefer wants something more elegant- a ridiculously expensive parfait, or perhaps a nice croissant.
And by the way? 90% of the things Jaskier does for a long period of time is sending Geralt over the edge, no question.
