things nobody warns you about when you start reading the goblin emperor:
if you spend enough time thinking about it thou wilt start talking to thyself in the familiar first person
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things nobody warns you about when you start reading the goblin emperor:
if you spend enough time thinking about it thou wilt start talking to thyself in the familiar first person
*gets on my soapbox*
diluc is a spoiled, petty rich boy who grew up always getting what he wanted and that's actually very important to his character
i remembered this webtoon panel today and it got me thinking:
i think there's a tendency in fanon to make diluc out to be some sort of byronic hero (which he is) or tragic figure (which he is) or gentle giant (which he is) or grump with a heart of gold (which he is). and that's all valid because as previously discussed diluc is three characters in a trench coat
HOWEVER. there is one aspect that i think we're all missing, which is that diluc is a BRAT
like he's a trust fund baby! this guy grew up getting everything he ever wanted handed to him on a silver platter, either through his daddy's money or through his own innate aptitude. you can see it in how he talks to elzer above, and also how he talks to dottore:
paging through the goblin emperor for the second time and finding the sunblade scene unreasonably funny
csethiro: engaged to be married to this guy i've had one (1) conversation with and he just almost got assassinated. how do i prove my loyalty to him csethiro: oh, right. my 1,300 year old sword --- telimezh: this is a gift of great honour kiru: this is a gift of great honour csevet, traumatized from almost having his emperor killed before his eyes not even two weeks ago: ...does she want you dead
hey do you guys ever think about how eula is a glacier but longs to be the open ocean
do you ever think about how a glacier must melt and assimilate into the tide in order to become the ocean spray
do you think about how she cannot gain everything she wants without losing everything she is
i do think there's something to be said about maia and csethiro complementing each other in exactly the same way that the nohecharei are designed to complement each other
"the maza, to guard with his spirit and the strength of his mind": maia, with his gentle demeanour and thoughtful nature, who consistently pokes holes in long-held beliefs and faulty logic, who solves a problem thought unsolvable by simply granting an audience to the people no one else had bothered to listen to, who dreamed of becoming a maza to win his father's love
"the soldier, to guard with his body and the strength of his arm": csethiro, with her soldier's boldness and unwavering duty, who signs with a "ferociously energetic" cavalier's signature, who shoves her way through a horde of panicking nobles to check on the fiancé she's barely spoken two words to, who learned the unfashionable art of duelling for no other reason than that she could
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latest chapter of my Male Character fic is up!! can't wait for u guys to read it <3
check it out here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/83585302
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y'all i finally figured out what's going on with diluc's tcg deck
a little while ago i made this post about mond trio playing tcg, because jean and kaeya's decks make sense but diluc's doesn't - he has razor and xiangling in his deck, neither of whom synergize with him, and no healer for some reason??
then i thought about it a little bit more and now i think diluc's deck is actually an excellent representation of his character: because tcg is a game that revolves around a team and diluc is a man who is used to fighting alone
ok let me explain
despite being an old varka truther i’ve decided that i kind of like young varka
because let’s take a look at what he’s done for a second:
promoted diluc to cavalry captain at 14
made jean, at 17, investigate grievous acts of treason at the highest levels of the knights
left on an expedition without his logistics company, taking the cavalry but not its captain with him
and most recently: picked up a phone call while cornered on the battlefield
all this makes so much more sense if instead of being some grizzled older general with decades of battlefield experience, he’s Literally Just Some Guy in his 30s
like promoting diluc to cavalry captain at 14 makes more sense if varka himself was like 25 at the time. he was likely also promoted at 14 and didn’t see the issue. “let’s make this teenager captain of a company” probably sounds like a great idea if you yourself are barely out of college