human au drawings… the cheat's scary friend privilege and melody's crummy boyfriend curse
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human au drawings… the cheat's scary friend privilege and melody's crummy boyfriend curse
2023 lem & mig i don't think i ever posted
ok maybe i am back a little
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this is the hurt/comfort equivalent of those overly maudlin drawings of sonic and tails tearfully thanking jesus for his sacrifice
two wrongs trying to do it right
human homestar hcs
he loves to chew gum and he can blow really big bubbles. strong bad is irrationally jealous of this
he opted for gum over dipping tobacco, which was what most of his teammates liked, because he tried dip once and he thought it was so gross that he spent the afternoon drinking out of the gatorade keg just to wash the taste out of his mouth
every two months he tries to get back into yo-yos and after a week of intense frustration he throws all his yo-yos down a well. there are 27 yo-yos in that well and no water
he had to get braces twice because strong bad destroyed his retainer with a hammer. he got another retainer but he smashed it himself because strong bad “made it look so fun.” it WAS fun
he could have gotten invisalign the second time but he doesn’t trust anything invisible “like bacteria, or god”
he has a collection of 90s-era bart simpson merchandise that is constantly growing. he doesn’t know why this is happening and he’s starting to panic
despite his bad grades, he was never held back in school, possibly because of bribes or donations made by his rich parents (and, when he got to high school, because of his athletic prowess)
whenever he’s eating with someone he always says “CHOMP” as they bite into their food. marzipan can’t stand this and she has broken up with him over this several times
mark 2005 mig & lem. 11 is lem’s jersey number
i’m RIGHT about to leave for the afternoon but have some strongstars first