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Bombshell : "What did I tell you about picking fights with the unstable?"
Spy : "...Mama I'm not in zhe mood-"
Bombshell : "Oh are you getting difficult with me? Do you need me to wipe your ass and tell you how good you fought out there?"
Spy : "...Sorry mama..."
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The background image was found on the tf2 wiki, it's not mine.
Random Bombshell Voice Lines I came Up With
Towards Scout :
"Ahaha! Yes run little jack rabbit! Run like the wind!"
"Oh? Did zhat hurt? Do you want grand-mummy to fix zhat?"
"How zhe hell are you even my grandson?! ZHAT WAS SADDENING!"
"Tsk tsk, such a blabber mouth. Less talking more fighting little boy!"
Towards Pyro :
"An abomination like you should really be a monster on the field... Yet you are beaten by a frail old woman."
*Imitating Pyro's mumbles* "Mmph mm hmph mph! Or as we say like adults; Combattez comme un homme, pas comme un petit enfant effrayé!"
"Truly a waste of breathe... If you even breathe under zhat filthy mask."
"Ah! Fighting fire with fire! Or... Fighting fire with a bayonet!"
Towards Soldier :
"Speaking on the behalf of all the men who died under my guidance: You're an EMBARRASSMENT to all Soldiers everywhere!"
"Loud, large, patriotic... Idiotic!"
"Do you have a helmet for your brain? Because you fight like your brain is smoother than a baby's bottom!"
"Screaming and yelling isn't going to solve anything... SO SHUT UP ALREADY!"
Towards Heavy :
"Papa bear fought his hardest for his Medic and his Scout, but Mama bear was stronger in the art of war."
"All that muscle getting to your head, fatso?"
"Not that I care or anything... But what's your mother's number? Maybe you'll show some more respect if I'm in the sheets with her!"
"Ooh, did mama leave a boo boo on zhe big boy? Tsk, maybe I'll kiss it better once you're done acting like a 6'5 baby brat!"
Towards Engineer :
"11 PhDs and a metal hand... Yet you still can't handle me breaking your toys and spreading your brains across zhe walls."
"You can fight all you with zhat wrench. But my bayonet and I will always be stronger."
"I've never seen such a poor, sad excuse and waste of studying in my life... Up until now zhat is."
"I'd burn those PhDs if I were you. You don't seem worthy of them by the way you tried to fight against me."
Towards Demoman :
*Singing* "Oh what do we do with a drunken sailor... We throw him off zhe boat in zhis case!"
"Hm... Maybe now we won't be stepping on so much glass from your stupid whiskey bottles finally!"
"Ugh! I'd rather look into zhat talking book myself than at your ugly cyclops face!"
"At zhis point your just embarrassing yourself Tavish... You're putting a damper on your family's name."
Towards Medic :
"Your lack of a license really shows... I don't even think I can call you a doctor anymore, you're just scared little Ludwig Humboldt!"
"Maybe zhis will teach you NOT to put my son's head in a fridge, hm?!"
"It stuns me how you have such a God complex... Yet you can't defend yourself like a true God would!"
"Darling, maybe you could help me with some of my medical problems... Oh yeah, zhat's right. I killed you before my examination."
Towards Sniper :
"Maybe we should put you in a diaper with all zhat pissing you do and the way you fight like a baby, huh?"
"How are you 28?! I'm 68 and look younger zhan you!"
*Mocking his accent* "You call that a knoife?! This is knoife!... On a gun!"
"Zhis is saddening... Here lies zhe Sniper, a lanky, piss van driving creep who pisses his pants."
Towards Spy :
*Sobbing* "I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU TO FIGHT BETTER ZHAN ZHIS?! You're a DISAPPOINTMENT!"
"God you remind me so much of your father... And by zhat I mean DEAD!"
"I really don't have any further comments for you... I'm not mad you tried to kill me... I'm disappointed on how you failed and let your frail dear old mommy kill you."
"Tsk, aw, do you want me to tell your work friends about how I had to change your bed sheets last night since you're already an embarrassment?"
oh boy what did he do
best answer wins lmao
Meet my Tankman oc, Harley
And since I couldn't come up with anything really original, she's Sergeant John's daughter hehe
I made edits with my versions of sp characters 😔
Ya'll can use them as backgrounds or anything if you really want too, just credit or ask xjznzmznznzmzmzn
Just a little Millie idea based on Devil's Train by The Lab Rats.
What if she was possessed by Merasmus? I've had this idea before with Demo's eye that his curse passes down through generations and she was affected, but I really feel like she would have made a deal with Merasmus for something.
Personal gain? To help others? Whatever it may be, she's cursed and one of her eyes is a bright green.
And I've been thinking about her mother a lot.
What if she was a demon or something?
Lemmy's 1:37 am thinking 😔
