#lemon mod posts

[the-crows-typist]

Good day! Asks will be open until July 11 2021, 9 PM (GMT+8)! I can't wait to see what all of you have in store.

EDIT: Make sure to read the rules.

[the-crows-typist]

Update: Askbox is closed

Updated: July 9 2025 (GMT+8)

It's been such a long time, hasn't it? 3 years in the making. Though I'm a little behind on the fandom happenings, it still holds a precious place in my heart.

Let's get to it, shall we?

The sounds of the typewriter click away incessantly, watery yellow eyes focus on the letter before her as the feelings unable to be said are carefully said in a mix of heartfelt notes and wonderful prose. A door opens, it's chime ringing to signal to the typist her visitor has arrived, she greets them with a polite silence and a welcoming gesture.

"Please have a seat. I shall be with you shortly." She says gently, gesturing to the empty seat across her. "Tea is ready for you, should you like some. And while you're waiting, please tell me what your heart yearns to say and for whom it is told for."

Her typwriter rings, signalling that another line of text. The typist bring a hand to where her heart beats the strongest.

"I will help you say what you cannot."

My name is Lemilia, it is a pleasure to meet you. Please make yourselves at home and I will be with you in a moment—I must finish a manuscript the headmaster must review.

If you are still interested to partake in this service, I have an outline of rules to be followed. I would request you read through all of it before we begin.

Note: Readers for character x reader request are automatically gender neutral and use They/Them pronouns.

Ficlets

Adventures with Him

1.) Choose one random character from the cast.

◇ For x Reader adventures, I am only going to do 2 person ships for these kinds of requests. This is not because I am against polyships but I am not very confident in my ability to write them in a longer format.

◇ Canon character requests (Character x character) are welcome here.

2.) Choose a random word or short scenario that will be the subject of the adventure you’ve requested.

◇ Please note that these are not easy to churn out and thus take longer to produce. Be patient.

Scenarios

Letters to Him

1.) Choose a character you wish to write a letter to. (Maximum of three)

2.) Write said letter, profess and say what your heart has been wanting to say and don't forget to sign off with your name so the recipient is able to write a reply back to you.

Interactions

Tea Time

1.) A maximum of three characters per interaction will be accepted. Please specify if you want to have tea with them together in one setting or on separately occasions.

2.) During tea time, this is your chance to have a heart to heart with the characters of your choice. Be honest and speak your mind.

IMPORTANT: Specify whether you want the request to be romantic or platonic. If no specification is given, I will decide as I write.

I will put my foot down on certain things. I will not answer any asks that feature

Sexual themes

Romantic asks with Ortho or Cheka involved and asks specifying romance between a faculty member and student.

Incest (Shroudcest, LiliaSilver , Tweels, SilverMalleus, or MalleusLilia etc) Note: I will only accept these pairings if there was request as platonic. 

Excessive violence

Self harm (while I do like putting angst when needed, I do not find it appropriate for it to be the focus of your request.)

Asks that break the rules.

I have every right to delete any asks that I find uncomfortable to answer.

With that, I will await your request. Let me pour you another a cup of tea while you think.

Important tags

#adventureswithhim - fic requests

#letters to him - replies from letter requests

#tea time - replies for tea time requests

#typist thoughts - posts from the typist herself.

#lemon mod posts - Announcements from the Mun running the blog

[the-crows-typist]

Oh, my. There are 100 of you here! Thank you so much, my dears. I shall continue to write love, fluffy content for all of you to enjoy!

But first, care to have a cup of tea with me?

[the-crows-typist]

Announcement

Hello there, dears. I have some unfortunate news. As of now, I will have to take a short break from my duties as my typewriter is broken and being repaired.

Ah...I have to make some tea to calm down.

Basically, my laptop's screen keeps blinking so I won't be able to work on the requests properly until I get it fixed.

[the-crows-typist]

Annoucement

Given my situation with my laptop, I'll be closing the askbox momentarily. I'll re-open it when the situation gets sorted. Thank you for understanding

[the-crows-typist]

Hi! I'm the anon who requested the platonic headcanons for Malleus & Lilia(they were brilliant by the way). I'll call myself Kat from now on because I'm definitely going to send it more requests(one at a time of course, so you don't get overwhelmed). I reread the rules and I have to ask-What's the difference between a ficlet and a drabble? I never got a straight answer for that. Anyway have a nice day!

I'm glad you liked it. Ficlets are longer than drabbles. I've done a bit of searching and drabbles are supposed to be around 100 words in length while ficlets are generally under 1000 words.

[the-crows-typist]

Ik it's kinda late but thank you for writing my ask! It's so adorable!!!! I love your writing style! Remember to self care and drink plenty of H2O!

You're very welcome, Sammy. I'm very happy you liked it. And thank you for the reminder, that was very thoughtful of you. I was just thinking about making some tea for later. Perhaps you'd like to join me?

And you take care as well, times are tough now. Your health if very important.

[the-crows-typist]

Just a little reminder to check the rules as it has been updated! I will be implementing them after today August 29, 2020 (GMT). Please give them a little read before submitting a request to me.

Thank you very much and have a wonderful day, my dears!