#lemon snicker

[preciouspixie]

me, on my death bed, grabbing my friend by their shirt collar ; tell daniel handler that i said ‘thank you and also fuck you’

friend ; wait what about your mom or-

me, dying ; nope sorry byyyyeeeee-

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Lemon Snicker's: A Bunch Of Really Bad Things

[preciouspixie]

when you start getting inactive and ppl r like “hey yo bro you dead?” and you gotta be all lemony snicket and put at a newspaper clipping like “this blogger ain’t dead”

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I think she had a kazoo and papa nil has a soft spot for kittens.

[preciouspixie]

my favorite asoue au is the one where lemony isn’t a coward and adopts the baudelaires

“dAAAD SUNNY KEEPS TEETHING AND BITING US” “Bite her back, show dominance!!”