#lemony snicket

[1-jar-of-stars]

“Just keep dancing with me like this, Garraty, and I'll never tire. We'll scrape our shoes on the stars and hang upside down from the moon.” - The Long Walk, Richard Bachman

The Long Walk 2025, dir. Francis Lawrence // @/starpiece //The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket // I Swear Somewhere This Works, Trisha Mateer // The Ersatz Elevator, Lemony Snicket // H of H Playbook, Anne Carson

[slowspinningredemption]

lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events (for adult readers)

the cavernous conference room

the terrible teams call

the sinister spreadsheet

the barbarous bank balance

the eerie emails

the belated bills

the gruesome grocery shop

the malicious meal plan

the woeful website

the mysterious malaise

the dreadful deadline

the perilous prices

the nefarious newsfeed

[bl00dysn0wfall]

series of unfortunate events really said: sometimes adults are wrong. sometimes they do not have your best interests at heart. sometimes the authority figures you’ve been told to trust are evil, and sometimes they’re just plain idiotic. often, they won’t listen to you, even when you are right. they will misinterpret things you say and belittle your interests and then expect you to take it lying down. sometimes you will know better than they do and there will be very little you can do to change their mind. despite all this, there is good in the world and it will be okay. being young does not mean you are worthless.

[victorsqualor]

sunny baudelaire i love you

[lunamonchtuna]

when Clementine Von Radics said "I am afraid I will love you forever and we will never be in the same room again." and when Lemony Snicket said “I will love you if I never see you again, And I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.”

[thoughtkick]

If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

Lemony Snicket

[wrongitsablog]

count olaf ass tweet

[plasticnaturedraws]

Violet!!