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Lailani: In Hawaiian culture, this is considered a dick move.

MC: *fails a date miserably*

Kyu: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito.

MC: Would you shoot a loved one in the foot for ten million dollars?

Nora: Kyanna, you shoot me, and then when my foot gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers!

Kyanna: How about I shoot you, then you shoot me, then we’ll have twenty million!

Nora: Good thinking! Fuck the system!

Kyu: Apparently “welcome to the sin cave” is not how I’m supposed to answer the door.

Audrey: Tiffany’s in love with me.

Nikki: [Laughs hysterically]

Audrey: I’m not joking!

Nikki: Oh, I hope not! It’s funnier if it’s true!

Sarah: Zoey, when I die, I don’t care who else is at my funeral as long as you’re there.

Zoey: Of course I’ll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the police.

Sarah: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Zoey: You know Sarah, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Sarah: You don’t have to wear it.

Zoey: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Kyu: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

Jessie: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Kyanna: Oh, lovely, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Aiko: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 10 years!

Nikki: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Audrey: Mental stability, my old friend!

Kyu: Girls, could you lighten up a little?

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