Fablehaven Characters in an Incorrect Quotes Generator
Kendra: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f*ck.
Seth: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Warren: I’m sick and tired of being called ‘mortal’. Like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never even d!ed once. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Vanessa: fool me once, I’m gonna k!ll you
Tanu: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this kn!fe I found.
Ronodin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Bracken: you wanna see how hardcore I am? *punches a wall* Take me to the hospital.
Calvin: people are always asking me if I’m a morning or night person; I’m barely even a person!
Patton: Okay okay stop asking me what my sexuality is; I identify as a f*cking threat!
Lena: if you can’t beat them, dress better than them.
Celebrant: you seem familiar; have I threatened you before?
Sphinx: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying “Haven’t decided yet” is typically a good response.
Newel: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Doren: What’s that?
Newel: You’ve never had leftovers???
Doren: No, because I’m not a quitter.
