I fucking hated all of you, by the way.
Genuinely. God, I couldn't stand my coworkers. Sorry, not sorry. You all made my job insufferably difficult and you constantly got on my nerves and you wouldn't leave me be to the point where I had to carry a knife around with me.
Sorry I'm just sooo much better at my job, or whatever. Leave me alone. I don't care how important I am. Let me do my shit and you do yours.
Thanks for your patience, Dutch. And thanks for being the only interesting thing to ever happen in that damn hellhole, Guardian.
-Lenny ; Slendytubbies [#💚🍭]
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