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send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses
what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone
German Fuckboy
what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone
what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone
Can’t Hold Us by Macklemore
my muse’s last text to your muse
[sms] I’m getting you drunk this weekend and giving you a stick and poke tattoo. A decision has been made. By me. You have no real choice.
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what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone
LEOnard 👀
what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone
what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone
Vampire Weekend’s “A-Punk”
my muse’s last text to your muse
“is it okay if i stop by unannounced. it better be because i’m walking down the hall now.”
♥ ✏ ★ ✔
♥ — Relationship status:
Single and would rather not mingle romantically.
✏ — Random fact:
I keep a jar of fluff in my bedroom so I can make myself a peanut butter and fluff sandwich whenever I feel down.
★ — Want any tattoos?:
Yes, but really meaningful, small ones.
✔ — Sexual orientation:
No one in the world is straight—no one. I’m not the biggest fan of labeling myself. . . but pansexual, likely.
1. Kate Upton, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel
FUCK
Kate Upton. One word: boobs. Hey now, we don’t judge here.
MARRY
Miranda Kerr. Logic behind this is as follows: I’m way hotter and potentially more successful than Orlando Bloom, our kids would be hot, I love her.
KILL
Candice Swanepol. She’s just too beautiful for this world, alright? She was meant to be an angel. . .and not just for Victoria Secret.
