#leonardleigh

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L: Okay, who else thinks this is a bad sign for everyone but Mal and Xane?

B: Wow, dude. Those reporters instincts are working overtime.

L: Yeah, I think better in my boxers. That's a fun Leo fact.

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L: So . . . you're making out with Xane now?

B: I guess??

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L: - and while I was working on the obit, I found out he was a fence, and he'd supposedly once killed someone over a briefcase full of cash, which is the sort of professional challenge I really enjoy.

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L: Hey, did Elin say anything about me?

Li: Nope. Why-

M: Why would anyone talk about you when they could talk about Lilo?

L: Are you flirting or auditioning to be her new agent?

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L: So. What kind of flirting are you into, lovely Lorelei? Since it's not all of us throwing ourselves at you like footballs.

Lo: Maybe some of you should try telling me my hair looks nice, first.

M: Your hair does look amazing, babe.

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L: C'mon, Leo, just a few more steps . . .

L: Nope!

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Le: Just think about what I said!

M: Uh-huh. So, Lorelei . . . how do you like my new swim suit? I bought it just for the show.

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L: I don't know if you've noticed, but we're definitely the hottest people here.

M: Uh-huh.

L: So, if we formed an alliance-

M: Sure, we'd be unbeatable. And you'd be in the perfect position to sabotage the front-runner in this little game of love. Sorry, bud, but I see right through those machinations. And that jawline. Good try.

E: I also see right through you, Leonard!

M: Yeah, dude, you're pretty transparent.