#lepus rambles

[lepusfaith-from-blrsmp]

Oops, it seems like I must have misunderstood the third requirement for being 'Philza'. Apologies for that, and now that the misunderstanding is cleared, may I inquire when your wedding with a samsung fridge will occur? -A Stranger Passing By

It's fine I suppose....

Um why would I marry a fridge...? Specifically a Samsung?

Well anyway no I will not be marrying a 'Samsung Fridge'. I have never had a romantic partner before and I possibly never will. Thank you for asking though?

Well there was that sheep Nessa...

[lepusfaith-from-blrsmp]

How are the kids doing?-Wind

Aren't you supposed to be telling me how they're doing?

But umm I think last time I checked they were alright. I really do hope that it's still true...

[lepusfaith-from-blrsmp]

help girl i’m fucking stuck

[lepusfaith-from-blrsmp]

'lo there distant neighbor! may i interest you in a trident for a half stack of diamonds? :3c

OH

I love the sound of that but at the same time I need to make armor and weapons so i can go to that damned nether and make netherite

But it could probably feel like I'm flying again if I get proper enchantments....

Hnnnnn how many do you have because depending on how many you have depends on if I wait or not

[lepusfaith-from-blrsmp]

So milfboss ISNT your child in any shape or manner?-A Stranger Passing By

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

[lepusfaith-from-blrsmp]

Wait a second-I knew you were a mass adopter in other worlds too, but did you go so far to adopt a ‘milfboss’ too?-A Stranger Passing By

I??? I DON'T???

I'M SO CONFUSED LIKE HUH WHA?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW MATE

THE FACT THAT IT'S SPECIFICALLY MILFBOSS

[lepusfaith-from-blrsmp]

...I suppose we have met, in a way, but not at the same time. In another world, another place, and another time, I have met a 'you'. But that 'you' isn't exactly-well, its hard to explain.-A Stranger Passing By

As I've said, with the way my life has been going, yes

[lepusfaith-from-blrsmp]

f it’s not the samsung fridge, and not stabbing a child-then whatever could the third achievement be? Is it death by infant zombie or blowing up a nation?-A Stranger Passing By

With how my life has been going, yes.

Also you seem strangely familiar... have we met?