#ler lic

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

I saw that there was a waiting list for a Once-ler licence so I guess I'm filing this now for my first year anniversary in the fandom so... *takes out a glowing purple heart and a lock of hair* I'm paying with my soul and this lock of hair from my Oncer will this suffice?

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

Yes, I've been blogging unlicensed for quite a while now. Can you help a guy out?

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

Could i also get a license sir

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

R u still doing onclear cards?

Against my better judgement. But just like at the DMV, don’t expect speedy service.

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

Wait fuck do I need a license to lust after the beanpole?

Illegal Once-ler lusting is grounds for fandom banishment.

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

Oh crap I'm still on last years permit basis, *hands over all of my money as well as a license application form* just heck me up I guess

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

im all about this shit if youre still making them

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

can i have an onceler license