My wife: I picked up some frames from IKEA so we can finally hang some of your art instead of stacking it it cupboards.
Me: Oh ok! I'll look through to see what I have that will fit them.
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Me: Hey, I think this will fit!
My wife: Babe. I meant flowers. Didn't you just paint a bunch of flowers? And what about that one with Crowley?
Me: Yeah. But a lot of the flowers won't fit. And I don't like the piece with Crowley and Aziraphale enough to hang it.
My wife: I don't know why I thought I would get a say in what you choose to put up. ...but. flowers, please?
Me: I mean yeah, but... look at this duck! It's adorable!
My wife: But.. flowers? Are there any with flowers you want to put up?
Me: Oh! What about this?!
My wife: That's a goat.
Me: But it's holding a bouquet!
My wife: *has a look*
Me: *bent double with laughter*
Exhibits A, B, C, D:
