top 5 cringefail lannister moments
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1. JamLan’s stupid helmet getting caved in at the Tourney of the Hand lolllll
2. Tyrion poisoning Cersei immediately following their little celebration of the Baratheon bros fighting each other. Cognitive dissonance?? Irony??? Never fucking heard of them.
3. Joffrey wearing a Lannister cloak at his own wedding. These people are so fucking stupid BITCH STOP EMPHASIZING YOUR ILLEGITIMACY YOU’RE GONNA GET OVERTHROWN
4. Cersei re-arming the Faith and striking down Maegor’s laws, thus giving them the authority to kidnap her, The Fucking Queen, or any other head of state, just bc she feels threatened by a high school junior. (I mean. In fairness, that junior very much was involved with a conspiracy to murder one of her sons, but still.)
5. Jaime mistaking the ghostly vision of his mom for his sister/gf. That’s so fucking awkward of you, JamLan
+1. Kevan referring to Lancel as Cersei’s nephew. He is not! He’s her cousin, because his father is her uncle. Still gross and statutory that they had sex, but To Be Clear, Kevan can’t keep his family tree straight.
